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Has there ever been a biggest collapse in NBA finals history? You canβt make this shit up. Spurs just lost the finals
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Good to be home π
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Why do people who donβt drink feel the need to post about how great their life is without alcohol now?
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7 Nov 2025
Went through security at Bush IAH in under 5 minutes. Fucking media created mass panic
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Two fines and an βinaccurateβ statement announced by the Big 12 Conference.
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Happy Gilmore 2 didnβt suck. A lot of funny shit and nostalgic.
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18 Jul 2025
Not true at all. Speaking from personal experience, having done everything I can to show love, I still got denied.
18 Jul 2025
Wives do not just stop having sex w/ their husbands.When a man takes care of his wife,shows her respect,love & is a good,attentive lover unless thereβs some kind of phys/emotional issue,most wives wonβt be able to keep their hands off him. Itβs just how connection/attraction work
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10 Apr 2025
The last time I saw Cross Canadian Ragweed was in 2004 at The Blue Light in Lubbock, Texas. Tonight will be a trip
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8 Apr 2025
As a Tech fan, I can feel the UH pain. Fucking goaltending call ended up fucking them.
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28 Mar 2025
Ha ha!
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28 Mar 2025
That was something special!
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28 Mar 2025
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Big moves in the Eagle Ford, again
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2 Dec 2024
ATM coach looks like the slow assistant manager at Tractor Supply.
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30 Nov 2024
The announcers are so happy with Georgia winning. Fucking gay.
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