#EFT's Dumbass Landman, Fujifilm/Sony Photographer, Part Time Writer/Full Time Reader, everyday is LandmanFridayβ’ with the right attitude
Joined December 2011
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We need more champions in life
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Look at the pair on this guy π
Jun 12
Whatever, no big deal. Oil to $0
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The dodge just stalled so its time to drink another
And call @Hotdogremix
@LandmanLife your on the list
#EFT
π¨Friday Night #EFT RollCallπ¨
Strait of Hormuz closed forever
Ceasefire pending, total war
Drone strikes
Deal is done
Back to war
You better count yo money!
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Truck started up but ugly cow ain't happy about the humidity today
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Jun 13
This calls for a cigar. Too bad I donβt have one.
π¨Friday Night #EFT RollCallπ¨
Strait of Hormuz closed forever
Ceasefire pending, total war
Drone strikes
Deal is done
Back to war
You better count yo money!
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Miss this
π¨Friday Night #EFT RollCallπ¨
Strait of Hormuz closed forever
Ceasefire pending, total war
Drone strikes
Deal is done
Back to war
You better count yo money!
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Jun 13
All present and accounted for in Parker County, Tejas.
π¨Friday Night #EFT RollCallπ¨
Strait of Hormuz closed forever
Ceasefire pending, total war
Drone strikes
Deal is done
Back to war
You better count yo money!
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Jun 13
Consider this #EFTRollCall @LandmanLife
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π¨Friday Night #EFT RollCallπ¨
Strait of Hormuz closed forever
Ceasefire pending, total war
Drone strikes
Deal is done
Back to war
You better count yo money!
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Anybody whoβs taken the RPL/CPL exam in the past couple of years, is the study guide from AAPL still a print version they mail out or is it a PDF now?
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It would be a real shame if all those communists in NYC burn their own city to the ground tonight
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Somebody drank all my beers
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This is how @PermianLandman will go out someday
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You ever have the thought βdamn I need a haircut.β Followed by βfuck it, Iβm gonna just let it grow.β
Then you get your hair cut the next day.
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4. For a 1/8th lease
The only acceptable reasons to play pickleball-
1. With your kids
2. With your grandparents
3. On a yacht
Thank you for attention to this matter
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Today was a good day, Spurs better not fuck it up
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Always check under the bed for any felonies you forgot to commit
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Having a Texas flag in your office doesnβt make up for being a Yankee
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RIP @JoshuaPollard, he was crushed to death in a tragic Abilene heifer incident, but heβs smoking an American Spirits cig going 420mph in the Lease Hog on the Big Lease Road in the Sky
At what point will #EFT praise @oilmutt for being the first one to recognize and relentlessly expose this scheme?
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