Good evening, all 🌵🪴 I am taking a small break from Launch Cacti. I am still growing my cacti and succulents but also need to grow myself. (1/3)

🚨BREAKING 🚨 @BrewDog have written to their workers telling them that they will no longer be paid the *real* living wage from April with the rate being removed for new starts with immediate effect. We wonder whether this will feature in the new film about the company?

Pls share. Many are worried after reports that Etsy, eBay, Vinted etc will start automatically passing sales info to HM Revenue. To set your mind at rest, best to read our full guide at moneysavingexpert.com/news/2…, but in brief 1. There is no new tax 2. Unless you're 'trading' selling your old stuff isn't taxed 3. Only sales over c£1,700 or more than 30 items a year are reported

❄ Seen some snow headlines in the news? Time for our #FactCheck on the headlines on what the forecast says 👇 Check the thread for the current long range forecast ☁

⚠️ A number of severe weather warnings are in place this week ahead of #StormCiarán due to arrive on Wednesday night. Here's a summary: 🟠 An Amber warning for RAIN is in place for eastern Northern Ireland from 2100 Monday – 0900 Tuesday ⚠️ A Yellow warning for RAIN covers most of Northern Ireland until 1200 Tuesday ⚠️ A Yellow warning for RAIN covers Hampshire, the Isle of Wight, Sussex and Kent until 2200 today ⚠️ A Yellow warning for RAIN covers the whole of Northern Ireland from 2100 Tuesday until 0900 Wednesday ⚠️ A Yellow warning for RAIN covers south Wales and southern England from 1800 Wednesday until 2359 Thursday ⚠️ A Yellow warning for WIND covers south and west Wales, South West England, South East England and the east of East Anglia from 2100 Wednesday until 2359 Thursday ⚠️ A Yellow warning for RAIN covers northeast England from 0600 Thursday until 0600 Friday ⚠️ A Yellow warning for RAIN covers eastern Northern Ireland from 0600 until 2359 Thursday For further details 👇 metoffice.gov.uk/weather/war…

The @metpoliceuk is so far from fit for purpose it’s terrifying. The heavy-handed and totally disproportionate treatment this woman received (in front of her distressed and bewildered young son) was for suspected bus fare evasion, to the tune of £1.75 1/2

I borrowed £46k and graduated in 2018. Seems normal .

A lot of people have asked if we’ll be doing a special beer for the coronation and while the answer is no, we will be paying 12 million pounds hush money on behalf of a disgraced relative so let no-one say we aren’t getting into the spirit of things.

I am Harvey, Mark’s son, writing to tell you that yesterday he was sentenced to 5 weeks. He is now in Thameside prison. The sentence was for public nuisance. He sat on the road in the City of London.

A siren-like emergency warning message will be sent by the government to mobile phone users across the UK next month to test a new public alert system. itv.com/news/2023-03-18/mobi…

BREAKING Steve Barclay is a vicious bastard

Pls RT

He also said that a pay rise for nurses could be better spent on "NHS frontline services". Does he even know what a nurse actually is?

I was recently looking for a new room to rent in London. Here's some of the outrageous/bizarre/probably illegal things I encountered 🧵

Shout out to all the workers at Twitter. You all built a vital place for connection and deserved so much better. Millions of people appreciate the space you built and the hard work that went into it. Thank you 💙

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up.

Michael Fabricant claimed £1,334 Suella Braverman claimed £2,684 Lucy Allan claimed £4,552 Matt Hancock claimed £4,800 Just 4 of the 316 MPs that claimed utility bill expenses on their 2nd homes. You pay your bill AND theirs.

will be thinking about heidi klum’s worm costume for the next several days