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30 Nov 2024
*Raises roof*
I did it!
26 Nov 2024
🎤 Don’t miss Aruna Dismont at #PechaKuchaBermuda Vol. 34 on Nov 29 at BSOA! She’ll explore Executive Functioning Skills, Trauma, ADHD, and Neurodivergence, and how they shape behaviour differently in girls vs boys in her talk, "The ACE Boys".
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Jun 15
A 36-year-old man from Texas flew to Bogotá, Colombia and allegedly sexually abused a 7-year-old boy on a balcony in broad daylight.
Neighbors heard the screams. They filmed. They called police. Because of them, three children ages 4, 7, and 15 are now safe.
Sources indicate he may have adopted all three of those children.
Let that sink in.
This is not an isolated incident. Colombia has already turned away 100 foreigners for sex tourism in just the first half of 2026. American passports are being used to exploit the most vulnerable children in the world.
Colombia’s president is now calling for visas to stop predators from entering the country.
🎥: @cbsnews / @lilialuciano
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RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads
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Jun 14
When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.
Jun 13
Hit the wife with the divorce this morning. 21 years and I've had enough
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Jun 15
I can't believe I forgot to put on deodorant today. Waving people good bye instead of hugging. Insane. I am disgusted with myself.
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Jun 14
To whom it may concern:
When you take out T*ump, please also take E*on. And when they get hit, please make their money fly out like Sonic coins and spread the wealth the world over.
Thanks in Advance.
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Fork found in Kitchen.
Jun 12
New study finds men are more likely to be gold diggers than women. irishtimes.com/news/men-more…
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Jun 12
Quite literally break my door down to wake me up.
Jun 11
If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?
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Jun 13
Whipping that thang like a nunchuck *shank dank*
Jun 13
Machel Montano gets a #Bermudian Gombey style greeting as he arrives in #Bermuda for Carnival. He is set to perform at 'WAVES Soca In The Water' today |📽️Machel Montano
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Jun 12
Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb
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Jun 12
When he dies they need to do an alert on our cell phones like they do with kidnapped kids.
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Jun 11
when I check the transaction history on my card and everything adds up, nobody stole from me.
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finally some discourse I can get behind
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Jun 12
Meanwhile DoorDash sending me coupons while I'm not even in the country
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Jun 11
knicker please.
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I sort of love that these signs accidentally imply that this is America’s last year
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