"Why was the flight delayed for an hour?"
"The pilot saw a problem with one of the engines, but it's okay now."
"Wow, you've replaced an engine in an hour?"
"No, we've replaced the pilot"
(An old Soviet joke... Congrats, America)
The President sees a bad jobs report, and responds by getting rid of the person in charge of the statistics. This is how America becomes a third-rate country.