The UK in 2026.

Loads crying a multi trillionaire is spending 120 million 😂 It’s basically me buying a mars bar

We do not thank them, fuck the lot of them. The only one who deserved thanks was Heitinga👍🏻

England needs this commitment.

Pretty much every single European World Cup football team right now.

What’s the coldest penalty you’ve ever seen?

🚨❌ The deal between FC Bayern and Rio Ngumoha already collapsed yesterday (despite a verbal agreement) because it was clear behind the scenes that Liverpool would NOT sell the player. However, there were phone calls, meetings and direct talks between Vincent Kompany/Ngumoha. As also reported by @David_Ornstein, Ngumoha became Bayern’s primary target once the Anthony Gordon deal began to collapse. #LFC Bayern are now focused on two transfers: Nathaniel Brown and Ismael Saibari. If both deals go through, it’s very likely that NO additional left winger will be signed, as both players are capable of playing in that position. @SkySportDE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇬

True story.

at least bin laden put on a show

what needs to go in here

🚨 Let’s stop pretending Arsenal “earned” this title. Mikel Arteta didn’t mastermind a tactical masterclass — PGMOL handed them the league on a plate. Week after week, their corner routines broke the rules in plain sight: holding defenders, blatant blocking, pinning the goalkeeper inside the six-yard box. Fouls clearly written in the laws of the game were routinely ignored by VAR. This is the most fraudulent Premier League title in modern history. Strip away the protected set-piece chaos and they’re not even winning it. This was an engineered coronation, not a football achievement. To every rival fan who watched their team get mauled in the box with zero accountability: don’t let them gaslight you into calling this greatness. Quote-tweet this with the most blatant uncalled Arsenal box foul from this season. Let’s stack the evidence.

🚨BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Southampton have won their appeal against yesterday’s banishment from the championship play offs. All charges have been overturned and they will now face Hull City in the final this Saturday Hull City Vs Southampton CONFIRMED.

Such an unlikeable team now. Happily sell a good 80% of them