i am smeonk. i am not very lonk 😔

Joined February 2015
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29 Feb 2024
Sifting thru snopper clips reminiscing bout my fav playlist while its out of rotation (sadge) tryna get this song unstucc from between my brain folds (bop) = new snopper tiktok (mood)
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I’ve developed a new skill: worm tossing. When digging from anywhere in the yard, if I find a worm, I can yeet it and be sure it lands in the raised garden bed without fail. Hmu to 1v1
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I am not legally a short person
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I’m not very lonk but I’m shaped like a good buddy and I can easily assume a sturdy stance in which case I do well during high winds
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sturdy chud retweeted
should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes
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sturdy chud retweeted
To the untrained eye I may appear retarded
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Chud maxxing at @bmthofficial
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Chwee. Chwucc. Chwain. 🌳🚛🚂
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yall ever think about how jean jackets are just jorts for ur upper breastoid regions
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u ever peet ur bouch
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Pre squeak tummy twerk turkey ahh behavior
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rise n shine retards it’s time to scurry
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If you stare at the sun too lonk it turns the color of expired pepto bismol don’t do it Ok back to bed gg
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sing a lot of sonk keep ur beak lonk
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I’m either flailing or scurrying u can’t catch me
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Keep ya pouch fat and yer jorts piss free
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Make a lot of honk keep my beak lonk
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Eat a lot of W I N G keep my beak fat
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eat a lot of wing keep my leg fat
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I been timing my water intake so that I’m taking the fattest pee when the ball drops 🎉
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31 Dec 2025
Hey @grok give me Down’s syndrome
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