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Earth hoes are gonna be so pressed when the hot Nordic aliens show up

One of ICT's secret sauce that was discovered on the Dark web

LIFE is about to get so disgustingly GOOD for you that you will not understand how you survived through the past 6 YEARS Without being committed to a mental facility Buckle tf up

If Trump knows Bank of Japan and Kevin Warsh are about to crash the stock market with rate decisions this week, I'd pump the market and sign a peace deal too 🤪 SpaceX IPO is done. Mission complete. Time to blame everyone else for the crisis.

never waste a good crisis

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“Psilocybin, the psychedelic component of magic mushrooms, has previously been touted as an effective treatment for depression, anxiety, addiction, and PTSD — but now researchers say it has the potential to be used in Alzheimer’s intervention as well. In this case study, published in Frontiers in Neuroscience, researchers focused on an 80-year-old Japanese American woman with Alzheimer’s. She had declined over the previous decade and was reduced to urinary incontinence, speaking in single syllables, and dependence on caregivers for mobility support and daily living. She was then given a 5g dose of magic mushrooms. During the initial phase, she was agitated, sweated profusely and entered a prolonged sleep state that suggested unconsciousness. But around hour 19, she began speaking in full autobiographical sentences, recalling life events she had been unable to articulate for years. In the days and weeks that followed, more incredible changes emerged. She regained urinary continence, even in the evenings, and began dressing herself. She was able to make and maintain eye contact, remember social interactions, emotionally respond to others, and hold lucid conversations.”

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Je pense sincèrement que je suis la seule Japonaise qui révise l’examen national de pharmacie en regardant RadioHlib

Saison 2 Episode 1 : "La déchetterie"

C’est bon nous avons l’intro, ils peuvent balancer le virus, j’avoue le scénario est pas mal

Meanwhile...

j’aime bien les penne rigate mais 11 minuti de cuisson faut aller se ff

"the hottest moms had babies with chads, so prettiest girls have daddy issues" gingembre

Allez à 30 secondes vous serez pas déçu

- Body dysmorphia. Ironically, the longer you go to the gym, the more you “hate” your body. Deep down, you know you are incredibly hot, but the body dysmorphia always wins. - Laundry. You basically start doing laundry almost everyday of your life. - It gets to a point you become mentally dependent on this gym. You skip 3 days in a row and it feels like you are about to run màd. - You begin to over analyze every meal. And you feel so guilty for having too much fun with food, even on your cheat days.

Normalement demain je suis sauvé de cette semaine mid qui m'attendait

allez mtn on va avoir le schnek maxxing 🤣