NYT bestseller & good time boy. rep @chloeseager.
Joined August 2008
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17 Sep 2024
all this post-Chappell “authors we need queer lady knight books!!!” energy … okay but what if we’ve already written them
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Jun 11
my queer dark academia fantasy THE UNMAGICAL LIFE OF BRIAR JONES, about the kid who *didn’t* get into magic school, is out now in all good bookshops 🏳️🌈✨
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Jun 10
AXS do you know how evil you have to be to make Ticketmaster seem like a reasonable platform
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my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs
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man I'm going to kidnap soooooooo many 20-year-olds at those phoneless Phoebe Bridgers shows. christmas comin early
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Jun 6
? If the very hungry caterpillar sounds good to you then watch human centipede
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cut my hair off during hockey winter so I can’t have another Vampire Lestat summer … but there was a time ……
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Jun 5
Every little creature who wants a blueberry should get to have a blueberry 🫐
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seeing people say they don’t want to pay to go to a gig where they can’t record videos (phoebe bridgers) let the moment be more precious because it’s fleeting, don’t experience the highs of your life as the process of capturing and logging a memory
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before anything else, anthony stewart head should be remembered as a generational diva
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Hudson Williams with Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi from “Jersey Shore,” at Bell Media Upfront 2026 (via snooki)
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a Vampire Lestat cover of Prettiest Girl in America would go hard ngl
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I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh
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Jun 4
for GQ, i hung out with sam reid and jacob andserson—the stars of the best show on television. we went to a museum. we drank coffee. and we sunk our fangs into all things #iwtv & #thevampirelestat 🧛🩸❤️🔥🎸🤘gq.com/story/the-vampire-les…
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POUR LA VICTOIRE, POUR MONTRÉAL!
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May 29
"Lemon, I'm sure you're aware of the Great-American-State-Fair's unfortunate cancellations. Nevertheless we still have Vanilla Ice, Milli, and the state of Florida"
*Tracy walks in with blue skin*
"LIZ LEMON, I FELL ASLEEP IN THE LINCOLN REFLECTING POOL AND THEY PAINTED OVER ME"
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May 29
i went for a walk down a beautiful street right by my hotel in portland, maine the morning after i last landed in the US and a local guy walking his dog approached me, quizzed me on why i was there and said by rights he should call the cops. because i was walking. down a street.
May 28
I don't care how I look to a Brit.
I live in a free country and don't have people regulating my every step
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May 27
I'm the cunt of the litter
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