Product Manager, mom, and painter in San Rafael, CA

Joined February 2009
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9 Feb 2024
A few nights before my first child was born, we let our dog out around 3am to pee (we thought; she was going crazy). She was promptly sprayed by a skunk, so @evanm and I washed her down with anti-stink shampoo on our driveway with me in my nightie and suuuuper preggo belly
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5 Feb 2024
The Tortured Poets Department
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22 Jul 2023
I say this with so much love, but nothing says β€œMama was on a work trip” like realizing that the kids have been wearing diaper cream as sunscreen all week
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22 Jul 2023
Realtalk though @evanm did an incredible job solo parenting while I was away πŸ’™
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12 May 2023
I was previously disappointed that my daughter doesn't like chocolate, but this is such a fabulous asset because we can eat chocolate in front of her without sharing 😊
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8 May 2023
An app like BeReal that just sends random occasional reminders to dads to take a pic of their partner with the kid(s) #proofofmom
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1 May 2023
I learned SO much more from this video than the hours-long "Witch Trials of JKR" podcast. πŸ‘
new video The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling or "Why I left the center" youtu.be/EmT0i0xG6zg
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6 Apr 2023
I had forgotten about these, but I think they formed about 70% of my sense of humor. Β πŸ‘
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2 Apr 2023
Really amused that my 3 year old is bougie enough to insist we listen to Frozen 2 on the Sonos Sound Bar (the iPhone speaker just *won’t* cut it πŸ«£πŸ™ƒ)
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9 Mar 2023
Pet peeve: When a (almost always male) colleague reaches out via Slack asking to meet, putting the onus for setting up the event on me. WHY? Do you not know how to use Google Calendar or Zoom??
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6 Sep 2022
Zoom really does not want to blur out @evanm's shapely calves πŸ˜‚
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9 Jun 2022
Currently living this reality - So tired, dealing with stressful job, using any "extra" moments during the day to pump.πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ Paid leave until you can sleep-train, please!!
9 Jun 2022
The most GENEROUS paid parental leave ends at 3 months. At 4 months old, human babies go through a developmental stage called "The 4 Month Sleep Regression," which means they are awake all night. America is built for primary caregivers to fail. Please read this screaming.
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17 May 2022
No one mentions that 50% of parenting in the summer involves hopelessly navigating shitty web UIs to hopefully sign up for swim lessons
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21 Apr 2022
This omfg
19 Apr 2022
where the fuck is the fucking vaccine for kids under five fucking years old
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14 Mar 2022
My 2-year-old started calling me β€œMom;” can I start charging her rent??
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3 Mar 2022
Pregnancy/birth/postpartum is an insane rollercoaster, but I’ve dreamt of moments like these my whole life β™₯️😭. Ada and Jude becoming buddies
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10 Feb 2022
I’m def not the first (or last) person to tweet this, but it is infuriating that mask mandates are ending while my husband (3x vaxxed and willing to wear an N95) can’t come to our final prenatal appointments.
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25 Jan 2022
Did you know you can just tweet Wordle [some numbers] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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14 Jan 2022
0/5 πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯ πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
Introducing CareGame! It's like Wordle, but it's how many day of full childcare you had that week. Here's mine: 2/5 πŸŸ₯🟩🟩πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯ Bad score this week? Don't worry, you get to play next week too!
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27 Aug 2021
This hits close to home - parents need to be extra careful to protect kids and their communities. We’re going on a possible 2nd week of daycare closure due to one Covid toddler spreading it to multiple staff and students.
27 Aug 2021
1/ Let me come out and say it - it’s time for parents of unvaccinated kids to reduce risk for the sake of keeping kids in school. Just because something was safe before does not make it safe now. Delta is a NEW BEAST and…
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