City vibes are hard to explain right now. There’s a guy smoking a cigar and holding a broom and everyone is shaking his hand as if he’s an essential worker during the pandemic.

We didn’t have Ozempic. Only spite, cigarettes and a mother’s conditional love. ❤️

Gisele Pelicot is an extraordinary woman who rose above the abject ordeal she was subjected to, to become a hero, not a victim, helping other women speak out and be seen. Kudos to @LuluGNavarro for an exceptional interview about a sensitive topic, done with empathy and clarity.

I sat down with Gisele Pelicot for almost 3 hours in Paris. This Saturday, the first American interview ⁦@nytimes⁩ . An astonishing and deeply moving conversation.

Leavitt: "They were suggesting to the 1.3 million active duty service members in the military that if you think an order is illegal, you don't have to follow. That's actually against the uniform code of military justice."

Thank you! This means so much.

i heard an expert on NPR say, "contrary to popular belief, AC does not actually cool the room, it cools the AIR in the room," and i'd like to take this opportunity to say NPR, you need to be on your absolute best behavior right now.

The Smith is easily the most evil restaurant in NYC. Not only is it a basic brunch spot, the owner’s parents are, respectively, a Sackler and the lawyer who defended Epstein.

I go on safari (on the phone) and go to the apple store and try to open it in a browser... it can't open because page is invalid @Apple #apple #iphone

In what universe does a 60 million dollar opening for an original studio movie warrant this headline?

OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.

Seriously this is funny

My wife says she is concerned about all the chemicals and biological strains in the labs. Will the special strains be lost? There are dangerous microbes such as botulinum...

Your health is at risk. My wife is a PhD microbiologist. She retired from the FDA in 2018. She and her team did vital research on food safety. They developed rapid testing methods for detecting pathogens (one of her tests was adopted by McDonalds). She was involved in identifying the pathogens found in BlueBell ice cream and Jack-in-the-Box and many other cases. There were a dozen or so other teams in her lab working to save lives and make food safer. They all got the axe today. And don't give me the BS that the FDA is corrupt. These are scientists not politicians. She couldn't even accept a box of donuts from an equipment salesman and they made me sell my stock in OXO Good Grips because the FDA regulates kitchen tools. They worked long and hard for you. This is sad.

How long does it take for companies to build factories in America, a couple days or so?

elect me president and everyone involved in making these shoes will go to jail

Having read thru the full Houthi PC small group logs, I've come to the sad realization that I'm the JD Vance of my group chats: overly emotional, slightly unprofessional, confused by what everyone is saying bc I won't scroll up, continually derails plans with late objections

I’m going to spend the rest of my afternoon posting clips of high-level officials on that Signal text chain demanding “accountability” for Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of classified information.

Big day for the BuT HeR EmAiLs folks.

We definitely should turn the clocks one hour ahead and leave them there forever. #daylightsavingtime