i thrive in a praise rich environment [comedian, senior writer at @theprojecttv]
Joined March 2009
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24 Jun 2016
Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz
UK: fk u we used to own u watch this
*does backflip
*money falls out of pockets
*cracks head open
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5 Nov 2022
I’m so low status that when the Maccas guy told me to drive thru to the next window I said “yes chef”
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15 Sep 2022
They should move the queen’s body to a new location in secret every night like elf on the shelf
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8 Apr 2022
We’re getting this campaign rolling! Written for the killer @amandabuckley75
8 Apr 2022
It’s the talk of the nation! When will PM Scott Morrison call the Federal Election? The Side Project has been following Rebecca Beckalter, the staffer in charge of picking the day to call the election and when to hold it. There’s been a few hurdles to deal with. #TheProjectTV
Liam Ryan retweeted
8 Apr 2022
It’s the talk of the nation! When will PM Scott Morrison call the Federal Election? The Side Project has been following Rebecca Beckalter, the staffer in charge of picking the day to call the election and when to hold it. There’s been a few hurdles to deal with. #TheProjectTV
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11 Feb 2022
RT @theprojecttv: It's been a HUGE couple of weeks in Canberra, but there is one mystery that just can't be solved. Who leaked the text mes…
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11 Jan 2022
Mate if you think I little sign is going to stop people fucking the fence you’re very much mistaken
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6 Jan 2022
“I mean it’s one rapid antigen test, Michael. What could it cost? Fifty dollars?”
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Liam Ryan retweeted
19 Nov 2021
With the unofficial election campaign starting, we follow Sigrid Preston as she starts getting her slogans ready for whichever party can afford her.
She has some very solid ideas for the election, that's for sure... #TheProjectTV #SideProject
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Liam Ryan retweeted
5 Nov 2021
With Scott Morrison now returning to Australia after travelling to #COP26, we look back at the week that was for Team Australia’s Executive Assistant, Patty Walkins…
She’s has had QUITE the week.
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Liam Ryan retweeted
31 Oct 2021
Our little street is set to become a construction zone so we've gotta move. Luckily we've found a new home but we need your help to make it happen.
We're touched by your kind words & generosity so far, you make a silly old studio feel young again. | LINK: igg.me/at/sosgottamove
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23 Oct 2021
I am sitting in a Vietnamese joint eating pho and being treated with contempt bordering on hostility by the proprietors and honestly I’d forgotten how much I missed this! I love it! We’re back baby!!
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19 Oct 2021
It will always be funny to me that when I was little the teams in our tee-ball league were all named after their sponsors. So you'd be playing 'The Timezones' or the 'Red Roosters' or 'The Hungry Jacks'. We were sponsored by a local hairdresser. Our name: 'The Joe Foglianis'
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9 Oct 2021
Always fun making these!
8 Oct 2021
Meet Tina, Australia’s new federal anti-corruption watchdog.
She’s having a few issues with trying to get to the bottom of, well… anything.
#TheSideProject #TheProjectTV
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Liam Ryan retweeted
8 Oct 2021
Meet Tina, Australia’s new federal anti-corruption watchdog.
She’s having a few issues with trying to get to the bottom of, well… anything.
#TheSideProject #TheProjectTV
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2 Oct 2021
‘berejiklian hagiography’ is the wildest jumble of letters I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen them in that order at least a thousand times in the last 24hours
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2 Oct 2021
Sat on soysauce fish that had somehow found its way into my back pocket. Heard a pop, reached down and found my hand covered in what I assumed was dark venous blood. Chilling few seconds trying to work out which part of me had burst.
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30 Sep 2021
Before I had kids I could look any of you in the eye and say “I’ve NEVER walked around in public with human shit in a bag” then one day that changed.
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29 Sep 2021
Establishing dominance in the work place by scratching my back against the open plan office partitions like a grizzly bear
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28 Sep 2021
Just finished 7 days quarantine and went full Tim Robbins at the end of Shawshank arms out in the rain kneeling in the Caltex forecourt until the toots and cries of “move idiot”became deafening
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21 Sep 2021
An earthquake in Melbourne! Those dudes singing Horses on the Westgate have truly angered the gods!
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