stress baker, reluctant runner, professional religious person, bike lover, crafty beaver

Joined December 2008
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At least he did something “precedented” that day.
We laugh at stuff like this and then move on, but let’s be real: if a Dem were accused of doing stuff like this, it would be a multi-day controversy on Fox. Trump, as a politician, is simply graded not on a lower curve but just a totally different one.
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My spouse drew a bath, brought some wine to me, and promptly handed me a naked baby. Not exactly the relaxing Mother’s Day any of us hope for.
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I’m in a stressful meeting. There’s a giant box of locally made, fresh doughnuts. I’m eating a container of mixed nuts because #diabetty. Dumb.
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On a day when I started the countdown to bedtime real early, of course the baby won’t go to bed. I have so much to do and am so tired. Solo parenting blows.
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For anyone keeping score at home: Bedtime began at 7:00. At 10:00 I finally had her asleep in her own bed. It’s 3:00. I’ve been with her since 1:00. I’m at the end of my rope.
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Sure seemed like it.
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Today in the ongoing battle of mental/physical health and parenting- I went on the 4 mile run. The guilt is strong with this one.
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Dear @CollegeBoard you were supposed to stand up to the fascist, not acquiesce to them. What exactly is the lesson here??
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Feeling ragey. #thatisall
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Got wings for the #Bucs game at @BWWings. Instead of 20 we got 11. This better not be indicative of the rest of the night.
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libbyshannon retweeted
wait you can arrest insurrectionists
NOW: Mass arrests of pro-Bolsonaro protesters at the presidential palace.
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The tiny person is not sleeping and just screaming. No parent has time for it, I for real don’t have time for it. Physically or emotionally or chronologically or kairosally.
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Through my pregnancy I ate a boatload of “cooked salads”- a giant pan of sautéed veggies usually with a fried egg. Made one today (not because I’m pregnant) and remembered how tasty they are.
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54 yr old Shaggy grinding at Disneyland to an audience of people who weren’t alive when “It Wasn’t Me” came out pretty much sums up how I feel about 2022. Whew.
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I got myself together and ordered holiday cards from @Shutterfly on Dec 12. Not only@haven’t they arrived, they can’t give me any updates on them. I get that there was weather, but also… something? Anything?
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libbyshannon retweeted
7 Dec 2022
An instant classic.
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libbyshannon retweeted
This is the @GOP 👇
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libbyshannon retweeted
Every voter should see this clip of Mehmet Oz, the Republican candidate for Senate in Pennsylvania, claiming that abortion should be a decision between “women, doctors, and local political leaders.” Your body. Their choice.

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Okay, but actually- what is professional clothing in the dead of winter? (I’m way underprepared) #floridawomanmovestominnesota
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Apparently Herschel Walker pulled out a prop badge during the debate tonight with Dr Warnock. A prop… it all feels a bit on the nose.