Delivery day was a huge success! From the moment I arrived, I was greeted with smiles and asked if this was my first Tesla. I laughed and replied, “It’s my fourth.” The response? “Welcome back!” Ten minutes later, I was driving away with a full battery, a huge smile, and that unmistakable new-car excitement. The Quicksilver looks absolutely stunning in person. 🤩 Today is a great day!

This is how ridiculous Waymo looks while roaming our roads

The future is autonomous

Elon Musk just became the world’s first trillionaire… and the hypocritical left is melting down harder than ever 😂 You know, the same crowd that cheers “billionaires shouldn’t exist” while flying private to climate summits. But let’s talk facts instead of feelings: Elon built rockets that land themselves, electrified the auto industry without subsidies or mandates, just a better product, created over 150,000 high-paying jobs in clean energy and aerospace and turned America from paying Russia $90M per astronaut seat into the leader in space again. Elon activated Starlink within 48 hours when Russia invaded Ukraine, keeping hospitals online, soldiers communicating, and civilians connected. Neuralink gave a paralyzed man the ability to play chess with his mind. Tesla’s self-driving tech already prevents thousands of crashes yearly. Starlink brings internet to remote villages and hospitals governments ignored for decades. Elon paid $11 billion in taxes in a single year, which is the largest individual tax bill in US 🇺🇸 history. No socialist has ever come close. Elon reinvests every dollar into Gigafactories, brain interfaces, and rockets to make humanity multi-planetary so one asteroid or war doesn’t wipe us out. No superyacht. No private island. Just building the future. This is who you hate? The guy who bought the most important public square, X, and actually opened it for free speech again? The first trillionaire didn’t get there by inheritance or rent-seeking. He did it by solving problems no one else dared to touch. While others virtue-signal, Elon ships. The seething is just envy dressed up as ideology. Meanwhile, the rest of us are here for the multi-planetary, brain-computer, sustainable energy, free-speech era he’s accelerating. Buckle up. The future is going to be glorious 🚀⚡️🔋🚗 🧠 And yes, the haters will still call this “right-wing propaganda” while benefiting from every single one of these innovations. What a time to be alive 🔥

Costco Auto: “Save 15% with our expert technicians!” Meanwhile, she’s out here giving bedroom eyes to the void while doing blind transmission surgery 😂 Ma’am… focus!!! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! 👀

Open the stock market!

This is America ⚽️ 🇺🇸

Team USA is playing amazing football ⚽️ tonight 🇺🇸

Cue all the hit pieces against Elon Musk for becoming a trillionaire… Dems love to dunk on successful people who don’t agree with them 🤦🏻‍♂️

Was FSD correct not to stop for this pedestrian near the crosswalk? The man didn’t stand exactly by the crosswalk. He was a couple of feet away, but his intention was clear. He wanted to cross to the other side with his dog (and he did once I passed him). My Tesla was super jittery due to FSD’s indecisiveness. It was not the most comfortable situation behind the wheel. What do you think?

This squirrel had a death wish ☠️. FSD 14.3.3 saved him, but made me nauseous by hitting the brakes on and off 🤢 This 🐿️ gets to live another day…

Clueless pedestrian strolls into the middle of the intersection with her dog. No crosswalk, no warning, straight into my path. She actually has the nerve to scream that I shouldn’t have stopped and should’ve just kept driving. FSD still doesn’t understand “stupid,” so it instantly slammed the brakes on my Tesla. She finished it off with a classy 🖕🏼 as her version of “thank you.” Thanks a lot, bitch.

DSF 14.3.3 be like

Here are 5 real reasons why I keep buying Teslas. This is coming from someone who’s owned 4 of them in the last 4 years. 1. Maintenance is basically nonexistent.
No engine, no oil changes, no transmission. You get a massive frunk for extra storage instead. Thanks to regenerative braking, your brake pads barely wear down. I haven’t replaced brakes on any of my Teslas. The only regular stuff? Tire rotations, windshield washer fluid, and cabin filters. That’s literally it. 2. Goodbye gas prices.
Especially with how crazy fuel costs have gotten. I spend around $30 a month charging my Model Y at home (off-peak). The same driving in a gas car would easily run me $300–$400. The savings are ridiculous. 3. Insane performance.
Even the “base” Tesla will smoke most cars on the road. Step up to a Performance or Plaid and it’s just stupid fun. Instant torque, rocket-like acceleration, and that silent whoosh every time. 4. The tech and entertainment are unmatched.
You can play actual video games using the steering wheel as a controller, stream Netflix or YouTube while parked, take goofy selfies with the cabin camera, and yes… your Tesla can fart on command (inside or outside). No other vehicle is this fun. 5. Full Self-Driving is next-level.
This isn’t your grandma’s adaptive cruise control. It changes lanes, navigates turns, stops at lights, finds parking spots, and does all of the driving while you supervise. Nothing else on the road comes close right now. Tesla isn’t perfect, but the ownership experience is genuinely addictive once you go electric. Why do you love your Tesla? If you don’t have one yet, what’s stopping you?

How much better is FSD than the average human driver? These two clips might convince you it’s not even close. In both cases, FSD spotted careless road users that I completely missed and probably saved their lives. First video: I’m stopped at a red light, about to turn right. The lane is clear with no traffic coming. Out of nowhere, a scooter rider blasts through the crosswalk on a red pedestrian signal. I didn’t see her in time. FSD did and waited for her to cross before turning right. You’re welcome 🛴 Second video: I’m in the median turning lane into my neighborhood. The gap looks good and I’m ready to go… but FSD just sits there. I’m thinking, “Why aren’t we turning?” Then I spot the cyclist on my left, flying through the crosswalk. He had a stop sign and ignored it completely. FSD had already seen him. I hadn’t. 🚲 Moral of the story: FSD isn’t just convenient. Sometimes it’s the only thing paying attention. What do you think? Would you have caught both of these?

Now that $SPCX has officially traded, when does the 2x ETF go live for all the degenerates to trade?

Never trust a man who sits and crosses his legs like that…

It looks like Elon really took care of long-time $TSLA shareholders with this $SPCX IPO A huge win for retail investors 🏆

What are you going to do with your 1 $SPCX share?

Cybertruck is finally getting some ASS

Saylor sounds angry after a “troll on Twitter” mentioned that he said never sell your Bitcoin… (why so angry?) He then proceeds to say, “I said to you, never sell your Bitcoin. I never said the company wouldn’t…” I don’t know… I’m getting a weird scammy vibe from him here.