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You can have whatever opinion you want on economics and still be on the left, but if you say "young white girls shouldn't be raped and murdered by foreign men", you will be expelled from the left. Therefore young white girls getting raped and murdered by foreign men is what the left is.
Lefties in Brighton Chanting "Rhiannon Whyte deserved it" right to Rhiannon's mothers face When Siobhan raised the issue with the police, they SHOVED her down onto the floor! Rhiannon Whyte was murdered by an illegal immigrant who resided at the hotel that Rhiannon worked at - and lefties think it's okay to mock her death straight to her mother's face. These people are genuinely DISGUSTING
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A dad says Valve has “a customer for life” after the company sent him a free replacement Steam Deck case. He reached out to Steam Support after his baby threw up on the original case and asked if he could buy a new one. Instead, Valve told him they had already ordered a replacement and would send it free of charge. “Valve has a customer for life. I reached out asking if I could buy a replacement case after my newborn got sick all over mine, and they just sent one for free.” “I know it’s a small thing, but this kind of customer service means a lot.”
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You guys are too retarded to even see your own hypocrisy
how the FUCK is that a “loli character”
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If you have a fansly where i can see your full REAL 3D nude body you are not a vtuber but a grifting hoe
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Her: What are you thinking about Me thinking about how a novel coronavirus supposedly jumped naturally from bats to humans at a wet market in Wuhan which somehow caused a global pandemic that killed millions while the closest known relative viruses were having gain-of-function research (funded by American taxpayers through Anthony Fauci’s NIAID and EcoHealth Alliance) performed at the Wuhan Institute of Virology and a 2021 DARPA internal memo calls SARS-CoV-2 an American-created recombinant bat vaccine that DARPA rejected for being too risky but the “research” continued anyway and when the lab leak occurred Fauci was on early calls with scientists privately panicking about the furin cleavage site looking engineered and then all the people doing the gain-of-function research were put in charge of investigating the origin of the virus and then days later they published Proximal Origin paper which claimed zero lab signs and pure natural evolution and then the people doing the gain-of-function research were put in charge of handling the pandemic response and then immediately while hospitals got massive extra federal payments for diagnosing COVID and putting patients on ventilators and listing deaths as COVID (even when patients died with the virus and had multiple serious comorbidities) PCR tests were cranked to absurd cycle thresholds creating false positives that inflated everything creating a manufactured panic (which also eradicated the flu) and then everyone was not allowed to leave their homes and then the mRNA shots were rushed out under emergency authorization and called safe and effective with the memo warning they don’t work since they just code for the same synthetic spike with no other epitopes pumping it into the bloodstream which triggers reactions mirroring the disease including myocarditis which then exploded in young males and then excess deaths spiked and natural immunity was dismissed and VAERS was ignored and the experimental unsafe ineffective gene therapy remained the only permitted treatment even though they already knew by April 2020 that hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin were effective treatments that inhibit viral replication and calm the immune overreaction to the synthetic spike yet those treatments were banned while while doctors scientists and whistleblowers who spoke out got censored or worse and refusing the vaxx got you fired and the lab leak was called a dangerous conspiracy theory and then leaked emails showed Fauci desperately begging for protection and then he got autopen pardoned by Biden literal hours before his term ended and to this day nobody has been charged with any crime: Nothing babe
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This year the Home Office moved to stop expert sheep shearers from Australia and New Zealand coming to shear British sheep. The people who keep the animals comfortable were declared surplus to requirements. For over a decade, around 75 of the best shearers on earth have flown in each spring on a simple visa concession. In a few brutal weeks they take the wool off up to two million sheep. A top shearer clears a ewe in two or three minutes. Hundreds a day. Calm hands, no panic in the animal. It is a global trade and a young body's game, and Britain has never grown enough of its own. The official line? Fourteen years to train Britons, so the door is closing. Here is what that tidy sentence ignores. A sheep must be shorn every year or she overheats, cannot move properly, and gets eaten alive by flies and maggots. Shearing on time is welfare, plain and simple, written into law and into the animal's own skin. So a government that lectures farmers without pause about welfare has quietly made the most basic welfare task harder to carry out. After the outcry they allowed one "final" year. Then the experts are gone for good. A sector already losing money on every fleece, already burning wool it cannot sell, now told it cannot even get the people in to take the wool off. You could be forgiven for thinking somebody wants the British sheep gone.
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Hey Irishmen, remember, if you stop now, at any given point moving forward, they'll be able to pick you up 1 at a time and throw you in prison. It's good that you're no longer playing the game you can't win. But now you have to commit, victory or death. Godspeed.
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Further to this, during the Epping protest, the protesters attempted to block the migrant hotel using the court system. They had some initial success, but this was quickly overturned by a judge whose explicit reasoning was essentially "Damn what the law says, the government has a positive interest in housing migrants, which overrides whatever concerns locals may have." Voting didn't work, petitions didn't work, protests didn't work, and the courts didn't work. These peaceful avenues were patiently pursued for decades, and despite being very successful - elections won, legal challenges won, petitions and rallies with massive turnouts - the regime stymied them at every turn. So now they get war.
Since Blair - 30 years ago - people voted against mass immigration. Every election, they got up, got dressed, found a pilling station and voted to end mass immigration. 30 years they did that. Nothing changed. In fact, it got worse. So they organised marches and protests, and events and petitions and wrote to their MPs and tried every single thing they could legally, to tell the powers that be, that they wanted an end to mass immigration. The state has deliberately ignored and removed all legal options from the British and Irish people to legally, peacefully, have their demands answered. THEY, and nobody else, have created and caused division and riots and fury. The toothpaste can not go back in the tube. We are where we are because, and only because, of 30 years of failed government.
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C.S. Lewis breaches this topic throughout his Space Trilogy, his final conclusion to the questions raised being, "You should beat anyone who talks like this to death with your bare hands."
Steven Spielberg says his new movie, Disclosure Day, about aliens will have Christians and people of faith second-guessing their own religion. Spielberg says the movie will take the position of the Church. "Is God our God only on this planet, or is God a God for every system where there's civilization?" "That would mess up a lot of people."
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I don't know if @ArbitrageAndy1 is a Boomer, but here he gives us a mashup of two classics from the Boomers' greatest hits, "Younger Generations Suck", and "The Television Never Lies to Me". It's a jaunty little tune, and you can sing in it the shower, but the lyrics don't actually make much sense. Back in the real world, which younger generations actually have to live in, and where the television seldom tells the truth, WW2 was fought, on both sides, by guys even younger than 26. And they were terrified. The stress of combat against a peer adversary is overwhelming. It's unendurable. But you endure anyway, because there you are, it's happening to you, and you're not getting out of it. So you actually do have those little moments that Boomers would describe as stress meltdowns if they happened at work. You have them, and you do what you need to do anyway. Sometimes at the very same moment while you are melting down. When you're in this kind of war, there's something terrible in front of you. In reality, that terrible thing is just as young and scared and overwhelmed as you are, but it sure doesn't feel that way to you. However, you also have something behind you, and something around you. Behind you, you have a tribe that accepts and appreciates you. They know they sent you to hell, but they did it because hell was necessary, not because hell was fine. No one is gaslighting you pretending that everything is okay and that any problems you have are personal character flaws. Around you, you have bros. They're exactly where you are, doing exactly what you are doing, and they know how much it sucks. You've entrusted your lives to each other, and carried each other through things you don't wanna talk about in your letters home. Under intense stress and fear and exhaustion, your horizons shrink. You might have signed up for duty and patriotism and high ideals, but when you're fighting, you fight to save the man next to you. And he fights to save you. This is a very different experience than being isolated in a society that's turned against young people, especially young men, especially young White men. I won't pretend it's as difficult as fighting the Waffen SS. But young men fought the Waffen SS together. They have to face the dissolution of the West alone. That's why they are anxious. Everything around them is not just going to shit. It's being systematically and deliberately turned into shit by powerful people who want them dead and replaced by someone else who will work cheaper and doesn't expect to have a share of political power and a nice house and a retirement pension. But I suppose Andy can still go ahead and dunk on them for clicks and a twenty-three dollar check from Twitter. That's the fun thing about the fall of the West. Everybody gets a swing of the sledgehammer.
26 year olds today: "my anxiety is high, I am overwhelmed by my email job" 26 year olds in 1944:
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Jun 8
New Rule: Every time we get outraged over a Judge's ruling, we show their name, face, and ancestry. "US Judge" is no longer ever sufficient. Judge Sorokin, an Eastern European Jew, appointed by Obama, has thrown out the H-1B visa fee to try and flood our country with jeets.
US JUDGE STRIKES DOWN TRUMP'S $100,000 H-1B VISA FEE.
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Replying to @Ava_Ayama
I don't know what's sadder: That you're jealous she makes more money, jealous she has more viewers, jealous she has more influence, jealous she knows more people, or just jealous she's an actual woman.
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First they came for the communists, and I spoke up because I believed in their freedom of speech. Then they came for liberal activists, and I stood up because I believed in their freedom of speech. Then they came for the pornographers and I spoke up because I believe believed in their freedom of speech. Then they came for me, and none of those motherfuckers gave a shit and I kind of wish they had all just been marched off to death camps.
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Replying to @uncledoomer
Solving the housing shortage by throwing every boomer in jail
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Kier Starmer-“There will be no ban on Sikhs carrying ceremonial knives.”
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The fact that we are having a hard time throwing America a 250th birthday party because leftists are threatening to kill everyone involved is the most zeitgeist shit I’ve ever seen in my life
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Describe your politics with a single gif, image, or video
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Never forget that leftists tried to pretend that Epstein created Gamergate because he met with 4chan’s owner, and then they found out that 4chan banned Gamergate posts, and then when we looked into Epstein’s emails we found out that he astroturfed the modern trans movement.
EPSTEIN CREATING THE MODERN DAY ALT RIGHT MOVEMENT IS WHY EVERY RACIST LOVES LITTLE GIRL ANIMES LIKE K-ON
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Replying to @TheDonOfEvery
Dude your whole sthick is trying to get sensitive information from vtubers and then blackmail them / use it against them You're nothing more than a TEMU Epstein bro
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