"i wanna lay down flat and watch dune" - @katya_zamo
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21 Apr 2024
they caught him in the middle of doing a bit
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i actually really like this combo and have been given weird looks at the bar for this before but idc!!! summer drink!
Jun 13
this child (22) at the bar keeps ordering tequila and coke????????????????????
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Jun 14
how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you donāt normally watch
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Jun 13
Herman Melville going to the game tonight in a "Moby Knick" shirt
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Jun 14
Wemby went from esoteric dude who trained w the monks and did things we had never seen before on a basketball court to āFUCK THAT FRENCH BITCHā in the course of a month. Itās what makes America great lol.
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Jun 14
being gay means being able to seamlessly adopt the athletic allegiance of whatever team is fashionable at the moment
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i need a live feed on timmy chalamet immediately
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(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own
Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man
Friend 2: vessel alert
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Jun 11
Hate when shit doesnāt go my way and ppl comfort me by saying āat least it was a learning experienceā like I am already really smart I donāt need more learning I NEED WāS!!!!!
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Jun 11
my kebabs halal
my buildings tall
my ann dowd bald
knicks gonna win it all
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LET'S GO WIDOWS BAY WIDOWS BAY IN SEVEN (SEASONS AND A MOVIE)
Mayor Tom Loftis declares Widowās Bay remains totally safe and open to visitors.
#WidowsBay ā Renewed for Season 2
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If Victor Wembanyama was playing Al Qaeda Iād wear an Al Qaeda jersey
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Jun 10
Dead baby. Dead baby. Lesbian.
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those of you who know me know how absolutely and totally my tea this is
First trailer for Brian Duffield's āWHALEFALLā.
The film follows a scuba diver who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and only has limited time to escape.
In theaters on October 16.
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Jun 9
close enough, welcome back liz lemon!
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every june-ish i get a recurrence of major depression and feel flattened like omg it's so fun to rot in bed and shirk your duties in the summerrrrr
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