"i wanna lay down flat and watch dune" - @katya_zamo

Joined March 2008
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they caught him in the middle of doing a bit
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i actually really like this combo and have been given weird looks at the bar for this before but idc!!! summer drink!
this child (22) at the bar keeps ordering tequila and coke????????????????????
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how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

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FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! šŸ§”šŸ’™
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Herman Melville going to the game tonight in a "Moby Knick" shirt
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Wemby went from esoteric dude who trained w the monks and did things we had never seen before on a basketball court to ā€˜FUCK THAT FRENCH BITCH’ in the course of a month. It’s what makes America great lol.
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being gay means being able to seamlessly adopt the athletic allegiance of whatever team is fashionable at the moment
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i need a live feed on timmy chalamet immediately
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(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert
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Hate when shit doesn’t go my way and ppl comfort me by saying ā€œat least it was a learning experienceā€ like I am already really smart I don’t need more learning I NEED W’S!!!!!
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my kebabs halal my buildings tall my ann dowd bald knicks gonna win it all
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LET'S GO WIDOWS BAY WIDOWS BAY IN SEVEN (SEASONS AND A MOVIE)
Mayor Tom Loftis declares Widow’s Bay remains totally safe and open to visitors. #WidowsBay — Renewed for Season 2
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If Victor Wembanyama was playing Al Qaeda I’d wear an Al Qaeda jersey
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Fuck that tall ass bitch
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Dead baby. Dead baby. Lesbian.
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those of you who know me know how absolutely and totally my tea this is
First trailer for Brian Duffield's ā€˜WHALEFALL’. The film follows a scuba diver who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and only has limited time to escape. In theaters on October 16.
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RT @SleeplssEremite: Katya telling her hospital story on the pod
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close enough, welcome back liz lemon!
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live look at the lady that controls the inside out panel in my brain
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every june-ish i get a recurrence of major depression and feel flattened like omg it's so fun to rot in bed and shirk your duties in the summerrrrr
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Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine
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