Founder | Designer | Creator | Delusional Dreamer šMiami #DirtyWater
Joined May 2009
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Jun 12
Want to feel old?
blink-182's Take Off Your Pants and Jacket album is 25 years old today.
Never grow up. It's a trap. @blink182 @markhoppus @tomdelonge @travisbarker
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Jun 11
What a game. The Knicks just kept pushing. Down freaking 29. One of the best playoff games. Unreal.
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Jun 9
The Boston Red Sox are an embarrassment. Holy shit they suck so fucking bad. #DirtyWater
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Jun 9
If the Knicks win tonight and then sweep on Wednesday NYC might actually burn to the ground. Knicks vs Spurs. Game 3. Let's go. #AlwaysKnicks #PorVida
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Jun 8
Red Sox running the give up a home run first pitch play. I can't with this team any more... #DirtyWater
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Jun 8
If you think Nithya Raman won legit you are a special kind of retard. LA is cooked.
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Jun 4
This Red Sox game is already over. Make Bello pitch all 9. Let his ERA get to 5,238 and make his arm fall off. You CAN NOT burn your bullpen before the NY series. Best case scenario his arm explodes and he goes on the forever IL. #DirtyWater
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Jun 4
GET BRAYAN BELLO OFF THIS FUCKING TEAM. NOW. SEND HIM TO THE SUN, MOON OR FUCKING MARS!!!!! #DirtyWater
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Jun 3
If you run a brand on @Shopify that is 3 years old, DM me. I have a piece of software for you to give a spin. For feedback on installation ease, you'll get a free lifetime subscription.
Addresses a problem I've seen for 15 years on Shopify. For store owners, by a store owner.
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Jun 3
This is probably so bad, but the kid in me has to see it.
Don't miss out on Masters Of The Universe - see it early Wednesday, in theaters & IMAX Friday.
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Jun 3
Hey @Shopify @ShopifySupport how about instead of a "This store does not exist." message you put a "Shopify is down but will be back up shortly." message. How can the leading gazillion-dollar ecom platform be this tone deaf???
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Jun 3
Check your Shopify store. Might want to turn off your ads if you don't want to send traffic to a fkn dead page.
Most sites down right now...
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Jun 2
Got this old gem blasting this morning. Their second album. Dropped in 1998, TWENTY-EIGHT freaking years ago, and you can still play it start to finish. Still supporting the Boston boys. @godsmack
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May 31
Looking for ecom brand stores that are established, 2 years, and have had chargeback issues in the past to test software. Free comped subscription for 30 sec feedback.
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May 30
Drop shippers using fake AI videos of people with down syndrome selling their "home made" arts and crafts might be an all-time low. Even below the no-shippers. Wow.
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May 29
I swear, @OpenAI makes Codex absolutely fucking retarded once a billing cycle just to drain and burn credits. Then, magically once you spend more money it becomes a brain surgeon again. I respect the blantant fleecing.
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May 26
Open social media today, and it's options of the new Ferrari from people who probably are not in the market for a Ferrari.
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May 21
āBecause you never know when the last one isā
- Kyle Busch, last week
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May 14
This may be the song of the summer.
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