People complain about security pat downs, but in the 13th Century, airport security searches were far worse.

De La Soul performed “Me Myself and I” in their latest Tiny Desk performance:

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New Reform candidate Matt Goodwin has claimed that being born and raised in England doesn't make you English. These Luton workers proudly disagree.

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation." I don't know what Agile means. Nobody does. That's why it works. I make $425,000 a year. To move sticky notes. From left to right. On a board. The board is digital now. The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses. Progress. Day one, I said "we need to break down silos." Everyone nodded. Silos are bad. I don't know why. But destroying them is a career. My career. I introduced "squads." Squads are teams. But disrupted. We disrupted the teams into teams. Different names. Same people. Same problems. But Agile problems now. Agile problems are strategic. A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing. I said, "The mindset." He asked what that means. I said, "It's a journey." He asked where we're going. I said, "Toward agility." He asked what agility means. I pointed at the sticky notes. They were moving left to right. That's velocity. We have velocity now. The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work. I said, "That's waterfall thinking." Waterfall is bad. Like silos. I don't know what waterfall is. But I know it's bad. She stopped talking. Waterfall accusations end conversations. We had a retrospective. In the retro, we discussed what went wrong. Everything went wrong. We put it on sticky notes. Then we moved the sticky notes. Into a column called "Parking Lot." The Parking Lot is where problems go to die. It's full. We don't look at it. That's agile. Velocity is up 40%. I defined velocity. I also defined the points. I also defined the stories. We're crushing it. At the things I made up. To measure. Ourselves. The CEO asked for ROI. I showed a chart. The chart went up. Charts should go up. This one did. I didn't label the Y-axis. Nobody asked. Leadership is confidence. We do standups now. Every day. We stand. For 45 minutes. Standing is agile. Sitting is waterfall. My legs hurt. But we're transforming. The transformation is now "Phase 3." Phase 1 was assessment. Phase 2 was implementation. Phase 3 is "continuous improvement." Continuous means forever. Forever means job security. I'm very secure. My contract was extended. Three more years. For "cultural impact." The culture is confused. But impacted. Agile transformation isn't about being agile. It's about transforming. Continuously. Toward more transformation. The destination is the journey. The journey is billable.

Let's do it. @GaryLineker for BBC Director General. RT if you agree.

Never forget Nigel Farage and his then party,the Brexit party voted against stronger EU measures aimed at countering “highly dangerous” Russian disinformation. Now we know why #NathanGill. Journalists do your job theguardian.com/world/2019/o…

This needs amplification. Now the rest of the Reform leadership sources of wealth need to be forensically investigated.

Tens of thousands of HP employees were thrown on the scrapheap after the Autonomy Fraud. If the US prosecutors had done their job properly, Lynch would now be rotting in jail and 6 other people, including his daughter, would still be alive today. That's his poison legacy.

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How does this make sense 😵‍💫 ? Instead of investigating Michael Gove’s alleged corruption during Covid the BBC commissioned him for a 5-part podcast series where he interviews other MPs who’ve faced tough times . It’s called ‘ Surviving politics ‘ 🥴.

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Father Ted meets Elon Musk:

If it collapses into Special Administration, consumers could be saddled with its £16bn debt. A loophole in the Water (Special Measures) Bill allows this. I'm backing an amendment to the bill to #BanTheBailouts under SAR. Make sure your MP supports it: actionnetwork.org/letters/ur…

DJANGO UNCHAINED was released 12 years ago this week. The 8th movie made by one of Hollywood’s most famous filmmakers in Quentin Tarantino, and his first foray into the western genre, the story of how it was created is classic QT. Just remember the D is silent… 1/59