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Jan 25
ok here's my photo thread for the #Rolex24 i promise to stop talking about it now
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you redcoats have been over here talking about how good food from one of our GAS STATIONS is for a week and half now. it's really truly enough now. please save yourselves the embarrassment.
Jun 14
No. The bread is English bread so it’s fluffy and not sweet. The cheese is real cheddar, not gummy American cheese. The onion is raw for a reason. It has a strong flavour. I know it’s cool to hate on British food but sometimes simple things are delicious, and we have plenty of complicated food too. This is just a sandwich, people need to relax.
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knoxville not even giving dunn a second to read it kills me every time
"why would there ever be a chair in the hallway" the fact weeman didn't even question it at all 😭
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saw several photos of myself that i didn't take.... i am severely chopped and have no choice but to give up..
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cave divers when they have kids and a loving wife at home:
BMW #15 musiało zjechać do boksu bo ich mechanik zaklinował się w kokpicie i nie mogą go wyciągnąć przez co kierowca nie może wejść do auta.
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Jun 14
Adam Silver is going to hell regardless
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TOYOTA WIN THE 24 HOURS OF LE MANS!!🏁🏆
#WEC #LeMans24 #Toyota @ToyotaRacingWEC @24hoursoflemans @fia
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Jun 14
New Yorkers, Avoid the bookings beloved
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Jun 14
i would like to thank victor wembanyama and the spurs for saving us from the mediocre terrorist faction know as the oklahoma city thunder. their fans are still crying about you on social media and you didn't even win the chip.
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Jun 14
someone in my neighborhood is setting off fireworks lmao this is florida knock it off
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Jun 14
i’ve never seen a team give away a championship like the spurs have
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Jun 13
gorgeous movie
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Jun 12
Which one of you recommended a Wawa cheesesteak for a European visitor?
The Europeans are leaning into the Philadelphia culture ahead of the World Cup!
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Idk how a rocket company is worth trillions when the rockets explode and half the satellites fall from the sky.
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Jun 13
david zaslav i am going to send you to super mega hell for running ads on a PAID streaming service during the 24 hours of le mans
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