@UKLabour member. ‘Disciplinarian Prefect’ - @callumcant1. Aspiring Journalist/Comedian. Pizza Delivery Man/Security. Lost soul. Desperate for a break in life.
Joined August 2017
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Gave Stand Up Comedy a go for the first time tonight…#RomanticFailures #LifeStories #StandUp m.youtube.com/@lukeystanger9…
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Exc - Marie Tiball and the former minister Alex Davies Jones will co-sponsor the return of the assisted dying bill.
Also co-sponsor is Peter Bedford, the Tory MP who was reported to be wavering.
Full list here 👇
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Tottenham have agreed a £52m deal to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton 🚨
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EXC: David Miliband could be the surprise appointment in a future Andy Burnham cabinet – amid suggestions the former foreign secretary could return to frontline politics after more than a decade away.
inews.co.uk/news/politics/su…
via @cazjwheeler and me:
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New: Speaker @LindsayHoyle_MP tells me the safety of politicians and those around them is the "one thing that keeps me awake at night"
He was speaking ten years after the murder of Jo Cox
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When we went on honeymoon most of our wedding guests sent a text. Jo climbed a mountain and sent a message carved in ice. Today in memory of our friend who lived fully and loved fiercely we commit to the idea we have more in common. Even when it’s hard. Especially when it’s hard.
ALT Jo Cox on a mountain.
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Great to see another firmly modernising move from the Royal Family
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Streeting: “Yes, I have the support I need to get on the ballot. But I want this to be a battle of ideas not about petty politics and personalities.”
On immigration “Shabana Mahmood’s policies are the right ones”. Slams “lazy Treausry orthodoxy” for relying on cheap foreign Labour at the expense of British workers. Says there should be tweaks when it comes to the “care component” of the Mahmood reforms
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Gawain Towler now also clearing the decks for a Reform defeat in Makerfield. If you recall, he was challenging my assessment a few days ago.
Andy Burnham is making things difficult for Reform in Makerfield and beating him is “a very, very hard ask”, says Reform board member Gawain Towler.
“Burnham does change the weather.”
@GHWTowler | @KateEMcCann
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Security guards work in low-paid, thankless & very exposing jobs that they rarely have any say or influence over. Most represent the exact kind of salt-of-the-earth Britons that the populist right falsely claim to speak for. This intimidation by Restore thugs is appalling.👇
Jun 15
@juneslater17 @GBNEWS @patriots777888 @LeeAndersonMP_
Some more footage from these moron’s honestly why is anyone voting for these muppet’s can you imagine them in parliament school kid’s behave better 👍
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Preston Davey: born to criminal parents, murdered by his adopter
thetimes.com/article/382cd3f… A defenceless, angelic baby killed at the hands of evil monsters deserving of perpetual safe and suffering going forward as part of there prison sentences.
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Preston Davey: eight missed opportunities to save baby killed by teacher
thetimes.com/uk/crime/articl… Lots of semblance with the Baby P case in Haringey here. The death penalty is too kind for these heinous monsters. They need lifelong, torturous prison sentences now.
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Jun 15
This is a shocking case, not only the action itself but the misinformation campaign online that followed.
It shows the threat Russia poses to the UK.
My thoughts are with the Prime Minister and his family. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8r2…
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Great role model for kids. All round good egg.
Married his childhood sweetheart, has four kids, donates to the armed forces and mental health charities while running his own foundation. Doesn't drink or smoke. Zero career scandals, which is rare for anyone at his level of fame.
He's also his country's and boyhood club's all-time top scorer, with six Golden Boots including four in the Premier League and one at a World Cup.
He's easily the best striker in the world right now.
And yet Harry Kane remains one of the most disrespected and underrated players in world football. Which is bizarre because he's exactly the type of footballer kids should be looking up to. 👏
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Not flash, just Gordon
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When the Former PRIME MINISTER Gordon brown is also in the queue as well hahaha #FIFAWorldCup #HAITI #ScotlandWin #FIFAWorldCup2016
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Exc: Private companies deemed to be “ripping off taxpayers” by making excessive profits on children’s social care will be named and shamed by ministers
Comes after fiery meeting between ministers and providers today
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For months there have been conspiracy theories circulating on here about the arson attacks on Keir Starmer. Now the case is concluded, the truth can be revealed. They were sponsored by Russia to directly intimidate the British Prime Minister and his family.
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I was a by-election no-hoper. At least I beat Screaming Lord Sutch Great read. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/06…
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This is genuinely a threat to the nation
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🚨🚨🎙️| Eberechi Eze on taking World Cup penalties:
"I'll take a World Cup penalty for England and I WON’T change my run up."
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‘Millionaire banker’ arrested nine years after Putney pusher attack - Great news. This case marked one of the most sinister mysteries of the last decade.👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/06…
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Horrible and unseemly the animosity Lauren Edwards is facing for exercising her democratic duties as a parliamentarian in bringing forward legislation that received majority Commons support & has public support in Britain also.👇/1
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Very sad to see my colleague Lauren Edwards MP bringing the deeply flawed and unsafe Assisted Dying Bill back as a PMB. If it was safe and brilliant why did the Lords sponsor of the bill bring 77 amendments in the Lords? It cannot just be brought back as it is and forced through.
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The divisiveness of this debate seems to stem almost exclusively from those on the opposing side. It’s not conducive to healthy and rational political debate. /2
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