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eighty (out of 100) days til sept, if you’re playing along. how’s your projects/goals going. I’m doing ok in some surprising areas and bad in some predictable ones lol
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Lysistrata Lux retweeted
Jun 14
It's not just about the Knicks. Zohran is hacking the culture to send a bat signal, calling forth a revolutionary subject capable of re-entering history after decades in the wilderness. Only historical materialism, he's telling us, can light the fuse which blasts open the present
HISTORY.
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also, it was a mess outside last night re garbage and stuff, and it’s so clean this morning. department of sanitation goated
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Lysistrata Lux retweeted
"If I were ever abducted by Aliens...." naturally I'd expect them to speak English like me & take a side in our stupid culture wars.
Jun 12
If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.
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Jun 14
excellent night for a party crawl, keep moving if you don’t really care to watch but want to be outside
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Jun 14
have a beer, mosey down the street during commercials, watch w a crowd around a link kiosk, watch w the deli guys while getting a sandwich, find another beer
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Jun 13
perfected chocolate chip cookie on my induction burner 💪💪💪 fuck you oven
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Jun 13
on parchment in my lg cooper core fry pan on setting 2 for a bit, turn down to 1 for a bit, turn off but let sit on there under the lid still for a bit
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Jun 13
this was my seventh attempt at it and finally got it perfect. every time I tried a pan of cookie I tried to get the timing better. gotta try and do stuff better every time you try it, it’s not even hard
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Jun 13
oh I watched a movie last night that I was sure I wasn't going to like, but I really did. edge of tomorrow. an excellent time travel/alien/war movie, I was genuinely shocked. thought the last battle and last scene were a little hollywoody but honestly I was impressed
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Jun 13
its annoying how good of an actor tom cruise really is. really talented! but really silly projects! also annoying how pretty emily blunt was. that's how I think I look w my hair in a messy ponytail
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Jun 12
it’s all from the met collection so if you’ve spent thousands of hours looking at stuff there you might have a slight advantage
Jun 12
i feel very obligated to let all the nerds know that there is a free game like geoguesser where you guess the location of origin and time period for art and historical artifacts. really high level:
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Jun 13
I need a kniks shirt or something idc if it’s fake, but that means I gotta go someplace ppl sell stuff like that <<
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farmers market in the early summer. the scale of this photo looks off, these are some giant onions and 3lb of english peas. making: cold pea and mint soup w prosciutto sandwiches, zucchini onion lasagna w bacon beans and chard, poke bowl w bok choy and kohlrabi, pesto
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