Comedy writer, one of the last club organists of the North, songwriter, 1/3 of @CarpetTimeProd! my next project is 80s & 90s bangerz LIVE band
Joined December 2012
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19 Oct 2022
Go ahead punks, click on the link to watch a funny little show a bunch of us put on to celebrate a wall’s birthday #WAllLoveTheWall #tynetheatreandoperahouse #sketchcomedy #soldoutshow #grinupnorth #bbc #North #northern #comedy #romans #hadrianswall
youtu.be/bfZuJXwQuaM
W’ALL ❤️ THE WALL
Presented by Sun of a Gun and Tyne Theatre Productions. The full sh...
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Jun 14
🚨 Northern Ireland farmer, 10 years on:
“I voted for Brexit in 2016 because I thought there were things I agreed with. But down the line, no. If I could do it over again, I would vote the other way.”
The £350 million a week for the NHS? “Absolute nonsense.”
Brexit is now a busted flush and the momentum is with BreJoin.
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Jun 13
The Dan Burn story is quite something...
⚫️ Boyhood NUFC fan
❌ Released by Academy aged 11
🛒 Pushed trollies at ASDA
🙏 Worked his way up the leagues
✍️ Signed for Newcastle at 29
🤩 Champions League goal at 31
🏴 England call-up at 32
🏆 Lifts trophy for Newcastle at 33
🌎 World Cup call up at 34
#NUFC #ThreeLions #WorldCup
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Jun 12
libraries literally aren't just places to obtain books for free. they're some of the few public spaces left in our society where you're allowed to exist without the expectation of spending money.
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In Finland school meals are free for all children until the age of 16.
In Japan, only qualified nutritionists are allowed to prepare and serve school meals.
Meanwhile in the UK, we’re arguing about whether kids deserve to be fed at all.
FREE school meals for all children!
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This account has been hacked and Alfie locked out of X, please ignore its proper dodgy!!
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If you want Baroness Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please RT!
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There’s no place like home 🖤🤍
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May 31
I thoroughly recommend this show, we had a fab-u-lous evening in Blyth with La Revel Horwood and the marvellous Ben (top piano and recorder player). You’re a poor unfortunate soul if you miss a chance to see it on its tour. Craig is a bonfide global icon.
May 31
Craig Revel Horwood: Revelations – Songs Boys Don’t Sing
31 May 2026 thephoenixtheatre.org.uk
Expect dancing, tales from Strictly Come Dancing, songs, plenty of laughs – Revelations is for fans of dance, music, comedy, and the nation’s best-loved dance show. @CraigRevHorwood
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I hate to use a random guy as an example but it’s just not fair that these people, who can’t work out how utterly ridiculously stupid they sound, are larger in number than the rest of us.
It pisses me off how they are openly wrecking our country
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May 30
Fortunately, Britain has a Bermuda-registered mass circulation newspaper owned by a French-domiciled billionaire, a television station owned by a Dubai hedge fund and a political party backed by a Thailand-based crypto tycoon to remind us of the importance of patriotism
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May 30
“When is the British government going to impose sanctions on Israel for its endless violations of international law?”
Retweet if you agree with Corbyn
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May 27
no tampons or pads but crisps and chocoalte. #ok
May 27
🚨 NEW: The Government has published the list of 125 “everyday essentials” that will see lower prices due to planned tariff cuts
Aubergines
Avocados
Baked beans
Bananas (fresh and dried)
Biscuits
Boiled sweets
Bread
Buckwheat
Candied fruit
Chewing gum
Chocolate (bulk and retail)
Chocolate bars
Chocolate drink preparations
Chocolate spreads
Chocolate with fruit, nuts or cereal
Citrus fruits (various)
Cocoa paste
Cocoa powder
Couscous
Crispbread
Crisps
Dried apples
Dried apricots
Dried figs
Dried papaya
Dried peaches/nectarines
Dried pears
Fonio
Fresh figs
Frozen fruits
Garlic
Gherkins
Gingerbread
Green tea
Jams and marmalades
Limes
Liquorice products
Margarine
Marzipan and pastes
Mixed dried fruit
Mixed fats and oils
Mixed fruit and nuts
Mixed nuts
Mixed preserved fruit and nuts
Non-alcoholic beverages
Olive oil (extra virgin)
Olive oil (other)
Olive oil (virgin)
Olives (for oil production)
Olives (fresh/chilled)
Olives (frozen)
Other fresh fruits
Other peppers (capsicum/pimenta)
Pickled peppers
Pizzas and quiches
Plant-based drinks
Plantains (fresh and dried)
Prepared vegetables
Preserved beans
Preserved citrus fruits
Preserved tropical fruit
Preserved vegetables
Processed potatoes
Quinoa
Rusks
Soups and broths
Sugar confectionery
Sugar tablets
Sweet peppers
Throat pastilles
Toasted bread products
Toffees and caramels
Tomato ketchup
Tomato sauces
Vegetable oils
Waffles and wafers
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Lynne Patrick retweeted
May 28
Tony Blair once said: “My project will be complete when the Labour Party learns to love Peter Mandelson.”
That quote is worth remembering given The Times is reporting that Blair plans more interventions on Labour’s future.
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May 18
Gabriel should have gotten a 2-3-match Red card ban for this foul on Woltemade. It's a shame that VAR was supposed to help but is having the opposite effect, it stinks
#NUFC
May 18
🚨 INSANE! 😳
Arsenal are the ONLY team to not have conceded a penalty or received a red card in the Premier League this season. 🔴⚪️
This has NEVER happened in Premier League history. 📍
Two games to go… ⏳
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May 15
Anthony Elanga has won the PFA Community Champion award for the 2025/26 season, celebrating his commitment to charitable work off the pitch. 🙌
Nominated by @NU_Foundation, the award recognises players committed to enriching the community around them, going above and beyond to support their club’s charity work throughout the season.
ALT Anthony Elanga posing with the PFA Community Champion award for 25/26.
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Yesterday, Taylor Harwood-Bellis mocked Luke Ayling for his stammer.
Here’s a video of Ayling discussing what it’s like to live with a stammer and his journey.
Anyone who mocks him after watching a video like this should hang their head in shame.
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May 12
RT @rachelmillward: Not acceptable @BBCr4today, @margarethodge declared @TheGreenParty "antisemitic". The only rebuttal was that Zack "woul…
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May 10
It was always the EU Putin hated. Joining the EU was why Ukraine broke away in the Maidan. Getting the UK out of the EU was Putin's major mission from then on. And he found his perfect agent for it - Nigel Farage
Increasingly frantic statements from the Russian dictator following the humiliating parade experience – now admitting that he started the war in Ukraine to punish them for their desire to join the EU and that he intends to do the same to Armenia.
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May 10
Went to Nottingham this weekend visiting family and we met a lovely vlogger on our travels!
Forest vs Newcastle today—worst view in the City Ground, but still backi... youtu.be/Czz2yEXLfhk?si=9NbG… via @YouTube
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May 8
I’ve lived under a Reform led council since June. They’re on the brink of losing control due to councillors leaving, sackings and suspensions all within less than a year. All these new seats will do is expose to people their incompetency. They will absolutely implode before 2029.
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