Firing a submachine gun underwater

Jesse Watters: “US intelligence believe the Iranians squirreled away what’s left of their uranium into what’s known as Pickaxe Mountain, a nearly impenetrable bunker buried deep in granite where evil scientists have been working around the clock, cobbling back together a program that was obliterated during Operation Midnight Hammer. The bunker busters might not be able to do the trick. Reports say special forces might have to be inserted to physically shut it down on the ground...Both sides waiting to see who blinks first. So far, the President says in a way, we’ve already won.”

A radical idea was voiced on the sidelines of the WEF: it's time to strictly account for the very basis of our existence. According to speaker Lindsey Hooper, water, soil, and oxygen should not be infinitely accessible. It is proposed to classify them as assets and put them on a global balance. So, the stories about having to pay for a breath of air soon will no longer be gloomy jokes, but a very real prospect.”

EU READIES TRADE “BAZOOKA” AGAINST U.S. TARIFF THREATS

Cap was hitting Thanos with like 10 different combos