Web stuff. Footy. Father. Cyclist.

Joined January 2007
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4 Apr 2025
Ahem. Is this thing still on?
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14 Feb 2023
Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? It said it needed more space to mine its own business. #cryptohumor #blockchainbreakups #Crypto
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24 Jan 2023
Could we give up on this whole #bigbash thing now and just watch Steve Smith bat for 20 overs every night instead?
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18 Nov 2022
January 2007 to November 2022. It’s been fun. ✌️
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14 Feb 2022
Kinda migrating across to @madmaxdm.
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11 Dec 2021
I'm not sure what I want to see on @FoxCricket during the Lunch Break, but Kerry O'Keeffe and Shane Warne laughing at (not with, AT) Francis Bourgeois definitely isn't it.
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31 Jan 2021
Two years without a Mac in the house. Next M1nute.
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26 Aug 2020
Replying to @brucewk
@brucewk hey Bruce, my Xbox clan has started getting into Conflict after completing almost everything else in the game. It's been fun and it's going pretty well - but my Conflict Level is stuck on 11. It looks exactly like this youtube.com/watch?v=tHC7KKjP…. Is there anything I can do?

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28 Aug 2020
Maybe it was something else, but after two weeks it started working again last night. What I did: Joined my friend's session Got her to leave the session Started a conflict match while still in her session The XP started counting again and I finally levelled up @UbisoftSupport
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29 Aug 2020
Hmm, nope. I only gain XP in a Conflict match if I’m not down at the end. That means to level up I have to either: Win AND be alive at the end Lose via mercy rule, but spend the last 30 seconds or so hiding somewhere on the map I don’t think it’s meant to work like that is it?
24 May 2020
I've been using @Strava since August 2011 and was a happy Premium member until 2017 when they broke the activity feed and refused to acknowledge any concerns. I can't believe how many things they've now locked behind the subscription. Even my training log!
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24 May 2020
Oh right, they fixed that. Only took them 3 years.
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24 May 2020
"Fixed". The chronological feed doesn't even work.
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29 Mar 2020
Replying to @MarisePayne
@MarisePayne please help get my mum and everybody else on board home.
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29 Mar 2020
There are fears that the government facilitated flight you announced last week may not go ahead unless everyone on the boat pays even more money. Could you please help cover unforeseen costs as you said you would and bring them home? @MarisePayne @SenatorWong
17 Mar 2020
Day 1 of working from home. I walk past Galen who is engrossed in a game on his iPad. “That looks cool. What are you playing?” I ask. “An ad” he distractedly replies.
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18 Mar 2020
Day 2 of working from home. An old friend sends me some photos from primary school. “This was taken when I was your age” I tell Galen as I point to a fairly chubby 12 year old me. He lifts his shirt to show me his 6-pack. “Comparisons” he says, before turning back to the TV.
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24 Jan 2019

ADELAIDE RECORD. West Terrace has just cracked 46.2C at 1:42pm, after 130 years of records, beating its previous record of 46.1 on 12 January 1939 #heatwave
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16 Nov 2018
TIL: The US has weird rules about stopping for school buses. Is this because kids get off then immediately cross the road in front of the bus? Is it meant to act as some kind of crosswalk type thing?
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13 Apr 2018
Very clever. #aflcrowspies
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Daniel Marks retweeted
11 Feb 2018
Lost. Out of touch. Radio silent…Our spacecraft had not responded to commands since 2005. And then…one day an amateur skywatcher thought they found it! Follow the sequence of events that lead to us reconnecting to our IMAGE spacecraft: go.nasa.gov/2Bo4Npp
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5 Jan 2018
Part way through our first game of my Christmas present. It’s pretty good! #NearAndFar
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