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Jun 17
Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before
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Introducing Baturina to English fans will be like introducing fire to a caveman....
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Esse aí é o Igor Thiago.
Raphinha é esse aqui:
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Jun 14
RVP watching Malen and Brobbey cf rotation
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Lmao I cheered that offside so hard. Czechia have got me fuming at 4:38am. This is next level terrorism I’m witnessing
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Jun 10
We are delighted to announce that Ben Davies has signed a new contract with the club ✍️
Congratulations, Ben! 🙌
🔗 thfc.pro/4urnFuA
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Jun 1
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.
(Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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May 24
Incredible. #Tottenham secure Premier League safety on the final day.
Credit to Roberto De Zerbi for dragging this depleted squad over the line. But this isn’t success, and it can’t erase who put us here.
Vinai Venkatesham and Johan Lange MUST resign & ENIC MUST go.
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May 22
Happy Bike Month to everyone who helps make space for people to ride bikes.
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May 11
Antonin Kinsky pulled off this save in the 98th minute 😱
⚪️ @SpursOfficial
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Impossible to find parking in Chicago
There is only one solution
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May 6
A good expression of "car culture"/"car supremacism".
Essentially right wing "libertarian"@dannycantalk wants a freedom for himself irrespective of it's deleterious effects on society and the local and global environment, about which he says nothing.
I'm all for people's
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Don't forget that if you ask for things to improve somewhat, it means you are literally a communist taking money out of the empty pockets of the US military
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pronouncing Gatorade like it’s portuguese
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Interesting stat:
Spurs haven’t gone 2 weeks during the season without a new injury since March 2023. 3 years of ACL injury after shoulder injury after hamstring injury. One player comes back and 2 are injured. For 3 years straight. Normally long term too
Just bizzare and sad.
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Ovaj lik izgleda kao da će Benfika ili Porto na leto da ga prodaju za 60 miliona
Apr 21
Clavicular’s friend, who’s another looksmaxxer, explains he cries all the time because the tears make his hair SOFTER 😭💔
“I take the tears and put it in my hair, it’s like sea salt spray., it makes my hair softer”
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