So, how do people write an Airbnb review after an active rat 🐀 infestation? Don’t write it or be honest? (They were running around as I sat on the couch.)
I’m at a conference and one of the breakout speakers (for a consumer product) showed an image of an all-white team around a table, listing their different job titles—the takeaway was: “it’s important to have the right people in the room.” 🤔🧐
My Instagram account (fashionist) was hacked. After all these years. Yes, I am going through the rigamarole of trying to get it back. But friends, ignore it for the time being.
My wife and I just explained what Lent is to my 5-year-old, and gave her examples of things we could give up.
“Why don’t you just give up your jobs?” she responded.
Quiet quitting with religious flair. Smart kid.
The people complaining about kids throwing a 30-minute punk rock show in the very last carriage of a BART train, outside of rush hour, using only their own power, having paid their fares, are soulless killjoys and that's the last I'll say about it.
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