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hello my name is malaika i like to wear dresses and eat chocolate desserts
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Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn
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Pronouncing NYC like Knick
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A *purportedly* Spanish restaurant in Chicago tried to serve these anchovies in orange juice to me as β€˜boquerones en vinagre con naranja.’
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I’m DYINGGGGG 😭😭 Just watch OG’s face. Dude is on another PLANET rn πŸ˜‚
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this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
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love the idea that the jews can rig games for the Knicks but chose not to for 53 years
The New York #Knicks star Jalen Brunson married a Jewish woman in 2023 and then 3 years later wins a rigged NBA championship. All sports are rigged and controlled by certain groups...
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this is a funny way to admit that you’re a stupid person. LMAO πŸ’€
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what CΓ΄te d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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It’s too hot to have big boobs rn
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE QUEEN πŸ₯³ @BigEllieLiberty
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RT @sunkisses4bella: LMFAO 😭😭😭😭
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Spike Lee was paraded through Fort Greene in Brooklyn like he was the pope.
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Cap finally taking his business first Derek Jeter mask off is unreal. He can be openly whimsical now.
what cap said 🫑
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"Try to get on SVU" –– Jalen Brunson on what's next

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NYC this weekend
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Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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today i am a swiss brazilian haitian turkish multi citizen
Saturday’s World Cup matches: β€’ Qatar vs Switzerland β€’ Brazil vs Morocco β€’ Haiti vs Scotland β€’ Australia vs Turkey
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Knicks gear everywhere, bori flags everywhere, brazilian flags everywhere this might be the greatest saturday in NYC history
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My wife is cheating My kids are gone My car is repossessed Knicks in 5
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The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks
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