Security Human. I enjoy long walks in your data center, conversation, and getting to know and exploit your bad habits. What’s a little deception among friends?
Joined November 2017
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1 Dec 2022
Thanks @hernameisBANKS for spending 731 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Contaminated. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2xe8…
26 Jul 2022
Ha! I remembered when I did a thing!
13 Dec 2021
5 explanations of security in a virtualized environment in 1 minute. Kudos to @malwaremama, @VMware (<-Thanks for sponsoring) for pulling it off w/ no previous prompting. Join our @cisoseries Video Chat [12-17-21] w/ @Texiwill Check YouTube for reg link: youtu.be/aCZu6QKMnW0
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13 May 2022
Sometimes the red side comes out when I see stuff like this. I wonder if this large cloud computing company has patched BIG-IP? #grayhatthoughts
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5 May 2022
The 2022 #BSidesLV #PvJCTF Call for Pros & Joes is open!
Join the PvJ crew to learn from the best Blue Pros! Defend with them from their seasoned Red Pros!
JOES: prosversusjoes.net/bslv2022j…
PROS: prosversusjoes.net/bslv2022p…
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7 Jan 2021
Something tells me their BC plan has never been tested 😅
29 Oct 2019
Pretty sure I just found my spirit animal...
28 Oct 2019
looking for a guy who will be cool with me playing the clip of trump getting booed on a loop while we fuck
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26 Oct 2019
A broken watch is still right twice a day and this just happened to be my day! My team and co-captain were amazeballs!
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16 Sep 2019
Pweeeasseeee be on my team. #commitmentissues
16 Sep 2019
Good news! We still have open slots for those who want to register for #PvJCTF @BSidesDC!
prosversusjoes.net/bsdc2019j…
prosversusjoes.net/bsdc2019p…
Learn from our experienced Blue and Red Pros by defending a network in a live combat situation like non other!
But sign up while you can!
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5 Sep 2019
Sooooo jealous...
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15 Aug 2019
Do it with my cryptocurrency ALL the time.
15 Aug 2019
Do you ever look at your stocks and think, "I'm an idiot?"
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10 Aug 2019
Will they let n00bs like me jump in?
10 Aug 2019
Im sitting next to a trash can in the hallway. I feel like ive achieved some sort of peak in my existence.
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9 Aug 2019
The exact type of weird that makes us come back and do it again year after year!
8 Aug 2019
Thanks for participating in the #provingground you were awesome to captain the team with!
8 Aug 2019
Didn’t exactly win our PvJ CTF but I has a great team, great staff , learned a lot and the organization effort was amazing. Honored to be a part of !Thanks @dichotomy1 @malwaremama @PvJRedCell @BSidesLV #Bsideslv #prosvsjoes
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6 Aug 2019
‘Twas the night before #prosvsjoes #PvJCTF at @BSidesLV.... to my wondering eyes should appear, but @PvJRedCell and Saint @dichotomy1 too. Good luck, all you Joes!
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30 Jul 2019
Who is bringing the popcorn?!
29 Jul 2019
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3 Jun 2019
These look awfully familiar 👀 🤔 wonder if they left the default settings if I pulled up a ZC...@MoBetterWiFi
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22 May 2019
Last years wounds have turned into battle scars. Ready for the next trench war!
21 May 2019
Do you want to play in the #PvJCTF at #BSidesLV? Now's the time to apply!
It's that rare time when all things are possible.
Feeling that imposter syndrome? Apply as a Joe!
Think you've got things to teach? Be a Pro!
Want to help out? Go Gray Team!
bsideslv.org/pros-vs-joes-ct…
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