Wallowing in my own crapulence || A Song of Ice and Fire @NotACastASOIAF || he/they
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Apr 28
Don't let people mispronounce your name.
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Jun 14
He's upset with me because I won't give him my quarter pounder with cheese
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LMAOOOOO BUM ASS FUCKIN LOSER
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After eating, Calliope returns to the crate, and is there anything cuter than those cries of excitement when the kittens realize she's there? No, there is NOT.
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13h
junebug is now slightly taller than one medium dunkin latte
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cmon, lol. you know they didn’t. and we all get why they are there now. nothing wrong it. the team was trash and people got tired of supporting. they’re worth watching now and people returned.
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Jun 13
:/
Jun 13
thought my outfit was cute but i look like funky kong
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The craziest part isn’t that he wears so many disguises, it’s that they are all somehow distinct enough I remember exactly what he was doing in each of these
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Chicago does in fact have that but everyone knows concrete mogs
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The Americans is a sitcom actually
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We’re watching criterion channel
Join us…
Jun 14
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18 minute wait for the most travelled bus line in the CTA is wild
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25 minute wait on the northbound Brown line Man what are we doing
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Jun 13
i really did raise an ipad baby huh
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Jun 13
mind if i have a perfect saturday real quick?
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Jun 13
she’s pissed
Jun 13
my cat has to wear a onesie cause she keeps licking her scab stay tuned
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Soccer fans, famously known for not knowing how to celebrate victories
Jun 13
World Cup tourists in NYC really have no idea what they’re about to witness if the Knicks win tonight…..
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Jun 13
happy pride from my gay cats
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makes you think.......
Jun 14
this is like reverse 9/11
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