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31 May 2021
Rolling through the suburbs, windows down, shades on, blasting Gypsy Kings, yelling at the kids "ehque ehto eh mi *jam*, saeh??" it's February
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Fun fact, my handle "mapachurro" doesn't mean anything. But it almost means "churro raccoon"
if you screenshare with 37 tabs open i assume your internal life is managed by raccoons
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Fun fact: many of the most common terms, both formal and informal, for genitalia in Spanish, have the "opposite" grammatical gender vis-a-vis the sexual gender they signify.
In this thesis I will
Apr 18
Farsi has no gendered pronouns but Spanish be like, “does this corn on the cob holder have a dick or a pussy 🤔”
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I mean... "whore-ish". "whore-adjacent"?
Mar 13
at lunch I had pasta puttanesca and I thought, surely that doesn't mean "whore pasta." it must be a funny Italian/Spanish cognate. but actually it turns out it really does mean whore pasta
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tbh I miss the part of my previous life where I got to walk out of the courtroom with the judge and see the mask come off as soon as we were in chambers
Funny enough, my most positive professional experiences as a class are with General Counsel.
Seems like the kinda job you just smoke a cigarette and rub your eyes saying "oh my God not this shit again" and "please repeat what you said they did," all day – forever.
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tbh I could try to come up with things that are more BCN than this but it would be... molt difícil
my friend works at the Barcelona Supercomputing Center in a deconsecrated church and it has the absolute peak European aesthetic
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@dabit3 I feel you, bro.
There are best practices, that technical writers have employed for a long time. But when the engineers are supercharged to ship even faster, insisting on having the time to document and explain what they're shipping gets even harder.
Jan 18
Wow, after 14 years of being a software developer I would have never guessed in a million years that writing, specs, and ideas would be the bottleneck for my expressivity and output.
But here I am, 5 agent loops running in perpetuity, spending 100% of my time finding the fastest and most optimal ways to generate specs for my next dozen agent loops.
And I'm realizing that the process of getting thoughts out of my head and into proper specs is an art in and of itself. And finding new and better workflows for this process is completely new and uncharted territory, there are no "best practices" because the tooling, techniques, and design space improves and expands every hour.
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And the LLMs can't "just write it for you". The LLM needs to know what it is that's being shipped. And if it's new, well, by definition the LLM might not... Know about it? Or be able to explain it very well.
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mapachurro - terminólogo, tecnólogo retweeted
Privacy isn’t about hiding.
It’s about controlling who sees what, when, and why
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I am so excited to see an Ethereum Magicians post with a) an acronym I have no idea what it means yet and B) An exciting new word to add to the dictionaries spellcheck file
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Ganache's ETH JSON-RPC docs were hands-down the most interactive, clear, and complete I've ever seen.
I couldn't figure out how it worked, so I asked the guy who built it:
"That site is Ganache; the interactive sandboxes are Ganache instances running in your browser." 👑 ❤️🔥🐐
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28 Dec 2025
Please talk to your girlfriend's dog about supply chain security before it's too late
my gf's dog saw I was using vanilla js instead of react for my solprice site and has been staring me down since
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17 Dec 2025
Is scrap aluminum a precious metal though
17 Dec 2025
@raacfi is launching $pmUSD tomorrow. I will be giving away the RAAC bot below which gives you allowlist access to $pmUSD early other great utility!
Must be following @Raacfi
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*Bonus entry if you have an @ensdomains name as your X handle
Drawing will be done at 12pm EST on December 19th, 2025.
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19 Nov 2025
**MetaMask Card Street Team *is* a portable espresso machine
There I fixed it
19 Nov 2025
MetaMask Card Street Team has a portable espresso machine
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28 Oct 2025
Did you make an LLM out of a Pringle?
27 Oct 2025
LLMs are injective and invertible.
In our new paper, we show that different prompts always map to different embeddings, and this property can be used to recover input tokens from individual embeddings in latent space.
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28 Oct 2025
There's a Mitch Hedberg joke in here somewhere
"They were going to make tennis balls, but then a bunch of GPUs showed up on the truck, and they were like, 'Fuck it! Cut em up!'"
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*brushes sawdust and motor oil off his BA in Arabic and MA in Translation while cooking an omelette*
You don't say...
30 Sep 2025
tech bro 1.0- nerds in a garage who want to change the world, burning man, psychedelics, Silicon Valley, super technical
tech bro 2.0- 996, blue chip pedigree from FAANG or university, gym bro, obsessed with tracking everything, AI vibecoding marketing slopmaster
tech bro 3.0- philosopher, well-read, highly sociable, ultimate craftsman, unattainably put together, high hospitality, high taste
we are obviously still in number 2, but I feel like the liberal arts renaissance man type will rise to prominence in the tech world
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Oh you're a criminal defense attorney? That's cool I'm in the perps business, too
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-omg how was ethcc?!?
-my brain is jigglypufff
but I lost five pounds and did you see my tan! !!
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Introducing the exclusive @MetaMask fragrance:
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For the discerning degenerate
2 Jul 2025
If MetaMask had an official fragrance, what would it be called?
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gm #ETHCC
1. Never share your secret recovery phrase
2. The @MetaMask Card is a self-custodial MasterCard. I just used it to buy croissants at Carrefour
@MetaMaskSupport is standing by at the venue to sign you up TODAY
did I mention permissionless memecoin rewards? 👀
I did.
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