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Since 1994, black South Africans yearned for a decolonised South Africa Now they’re carrying water around in buckets like the rest of Africa
The new Gauteng reality. We are worse than villagers now since villagers have boreholes.
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Welcome to the UK, where a 16 year old can join the army, but is forbidden from being on social media in the evening. Best Regards, Keir Starmer
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🚨 BREAKING: A B-52 Stratofortress bomber has CRASHED at Edwards Air Force base in California No word on casualties at this time, but its not looking good. PLEASE pray for some sort of miracle for our service members 🙏🏻
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The usual difference between men and women in athletic events from sprints to ultra-distance races is usually 10-12%. Today's performance of @gerdarun is 9.1% slower than that of George Kusche, who himself ran the best Comrades-up run of all time. So Gerda's performance is one of the great running performances of all time at any running distance. South Africans 🇿🇦 love @gerdarun but perhaps don't appreciate that her performances need to be considered in a more global running context, not just in terms of her performance as an ultramarathon runner.
Congratulations to Gerda Steyn and George Kusche — the winners of the 99th annual Comrades Ultra Marathon! 🏅 Mind over matter — you inspire us to achieve our goals, no matter how impossible they may seem. Truly, a display of dedication! #Comrades2026 #UpRun #MentalStrength
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Bluesky won’t be included in the under-16s social media ban. Twitter/X will be. This is clearly a political decision, nothing to do with child safety.
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UFC event marks solidification of an entirely alternate male-centric cultural economy that the modern leftist simply has no answer for at all. Anduril, Monster, Starlink brands on the floor of the Octagon. Sponsor Polymarket bets pop up as interstitials with sponsor Meta Threads, Zuckerberg shaking hands in the audience. Each fighter’s entrance music song played live by US military marching band. Blood smeared all over the Bud Light logo. All in the heart of DC, yet absolutely not one iota of “social equity” in site. Total American kulak chud victory. Very impressive.
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All blue-eyed people on Earth descend from a single common ancestor. One person had a mutation 6,000–10,000 years ago that switched off melanin production in the iris, creating blue eyes for the first time. That trait spread because it was considered attractive. Green eyes are even rarer, while brown was the original human eye color. A 2008 University of Copenhagen study confirmed that nearly all blue-eyed people share the exact same mutation in the HERC2 gene — strong evidence of a single founder. One tiny genetic change in one individual thousands of years ago created a visible trait now carried by hundreds of millions of people today.
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“Trump is making a mockery of the White House!” Same people
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The @Our_DA has fought to extend the ZEP every 4 years. Aims to offer a 90 day visa free stay to these countries. Aims to increase foreign students in schools. Aims to remove the 5 million rand investment for foreigners to start businesses in the country effectively legalizing killer tuck shops. Extend global visa-free travel policy to all countries where practically feasible, WITHOUT requirement of reciprocity. - I hope you like Nigerians in your neighborhoods. Amend existing policy frameworks currently preventing SAPS from handling the prevention, detection, and investigation of "xenophobic violence and related hate crimes." Eliminate and oppose laws which prevent migrants from protesting against foreign governments in South Africa. Causing even further disruption in our streets. The-DAs-position-on-migration.pdf share.google/i3XSEeszrcmJFJl…
WATCH | Minister of Home Affairs Dr Leon Schreiber says that they are moving to cancel thousands of visas in the country, including just over 2,000 study visas.
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Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians
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America’s back

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We’re witnessing the end of the Left in realtime
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"We cannot carry the burden of every single failed African president." – Jacinta Ngobese. She is calm. She is logical. And she is right. "The community is not wrong for demanding that the law be implemented." "If genuine asylum seekers need help, the government must provide refugee camps ..; not dump them in our communities." "We have never advocated for violence. All we've ever said is: enforce the laws." "African leaders must sit down and be honest, instead of going on red carpets while their citizens suffer." "A passport must mean something. Coming here illegally and getting jobs? That is not acceptable." She is not saying close the borders to everyone. She is saying: enforce the law. Prioritise South Africans. Hold other governments accountable.
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The people who created 40 Trillion in debt are angry that Elon Musk created 1 Trillion in wealth.
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Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine. In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted. odni.gov/index.php/newsroom/…
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You can no longer pretend not to know what Democrats will do with power.
Jasmine Crockett says that Karmelo Anthony was justified in stabbing Austin Metcalf to death: "He decided to go under a tent and simply didn't want to be put out on the rain by some kid he didn't know... There was no mercy seen when this black boy said 'I was scared.'"
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I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.
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If you could never see yourself voting for America’s Democrat party, why on Earth are you still voting for the DA in South Africa?
🔗LEES MEER: brnw.ch/21x3kua Die landbouminister, John Steenhuisen, se personeelhoof het glo op die Nampo-oesdag in die openbaar gevloek op die uitvoerende hoof van ’n landbou-organisasie wat in ’n hofstryd met die departement gewikkel is.
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I think possibly the best thing about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire is how angry it makes a bunch of losers who've never built a thing in their lives.
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Without googling, name something UK is known for.
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When men ran the world, this would’ve been considered treason
Thousands joined anti-racism demonstrations across the UK after days of anti-immigration unrest. Large crowds gathered in Belfast and Glasgow to reject racism and far-right mobilisation following riots that targeted ethnic minorities, homes and businesses.
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