new book of poems “Elegy for Pangaea” out 9/15/26. preorder here: fonografeditions.com/catalog…
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hey man is everything ok? I noticed you were crashing weddings and physically grabbing guests to tell them about the time you mindlessly shot an innocent bird out of the sky while aboard a ship, leading to phantasmagoric consequences that completely altered your perspective
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Kafka’s “parable of the hunger strike” (from “Parables and Paradoxes”, a collection of his work from 1961):
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Amazing moment for the five boroughs: Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, and of course Staten Island.
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everything should be evil and we should make everything evil and bad
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Incredible news
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dreamt sully sullenberger (as portrayed by tom hanks) and whip whitaker (denzel washington’s character in “flight”) became playable fighters in a new mortal kombat game. people were mad in the dream because they retired subzero and scorpion to make room for them
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dreamt sully sullenberger (as portrayed by tom hanks) and whip whitaker (denzel washington’s character in “flight”) became playable fighters in a new mortal kombat game. people were mad in the dream because they retired subzero and scorpion to make room for them
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for those interested, you can now preorder my new book Elegy for Pangaea, out in hardback from @fonograf_ed on 9/15. The first 75 people get this handsome salmon, teal, and violet broadside of one of the poems in the book
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for those interested, you can now preorder my new book Elegy for Pangaea, out in hardback from @fonograf_ed on 9/15. The first 75 people get this handsome salmon, teal, and violet broadside of one of the poems in the book
Jun 9
preorder “Elegy for Pangaea” here: fonografeditions.com/catalog…
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“Aries in his many fits knows no favorites.”
― Homer, The Odyssey
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Every singer is singing the wrong melody in their songs
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hey man is everything okay? I noticed you discontinued your CSA even though it regularly supplies you with a cornucopia of nourishing and locally grown organic fruits and vegetables that are objectively more flavorful than their supermarket equivalents
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i'm sitting at the park. more people should be here filming content
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Jun 2
lost in the Backrooms but somehow my phone still works. watching Sully (the only movie I have downloaded on my phone) to pass the time. Tom Hanks’s performance is incredib—oh shit a giant Tom Hanks portraying Sully is coming hold on i gotta run through some labyrinthine corridors
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Passed out at work after imagining a dark cartoon entering our world through a liquid mirror
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tom hanks appeared in my dream last night to scold me for not watching sully more than once. I saw it in the damn theater I said diffidently. You could’ve streamed it too, he pleaded. I have kids, tom, I can’t be rewatching 10 year old films that aren’t even good. he began to cry
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May 27
You could see Jackie Chan making up an entire fight scene out of the thin air while Ratner was on the phone from the Rush Hour DVD extra.
May 27
There’s a clip from behind the scenes of one of the Rush Hour films where Brett Ratner is off fucking around on a phone call and an annoyed Jackie Chan starts directing the action scene
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May 27
Four poems by Toni Morrison
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