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Today doesn’t officially begin until you watch the “Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama” video

Ozempic is like affirmative action for fat people. Even if you lost the weight from hard work and diet, everyone will wonder if you only wear those 32 inch pants because of the civil Rights act.

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Rubio realizing he’s going to be president of Venezuela, governor of Cuba, and the Shah of Iran.

disagree on podcast tour. she'll open a daycare.

Not sure who needs to hear this but if you want to be ready to go shirtless in summer ‘26, you’d better get started. The work for next summer begins now.

Mehdi Hasan deleted this tweet because it exposes that he is an extremist. It would be a shame if it went viral.

Happy Pythagorean Triple Square Day! Today’s date is made of 3 perfect squares and they form a Pythagorean triple: 3² 4² = 5² This only happens once a century.

There is an extraordinary "reproducibility crisis" in the sciences, particularly in biology, where most published papers fail to replicate. Most universities have massive bureaucracies that inhibit the translation of basic research into commercial adoption. The voting patterns of university professors are so one-sided that they look like the election results of North Korea. And on top of all of this, many universities explicitly engage in racial discrimination (mostly against whites and asians) that violates the civil rights laws of this country. Our universities could see the policies of the Trump administration as a necessary corrective to these problems, change their policies, and work with the administration to reform. Or, they could yell "fascism" at basic democratic accountability and drift further into irrelevance.

Is Jimi Hendrix the greatest guitarist of all time?

If your “solution” to the Middle East is that the red sliver should be smaller, you are a retard.

*TRUMP: US WILL BE MAJOR PARTNER IN DEVELOPING UKRAINE OIL, GAS Didn't the US already do that with the foremost energy expert in the world?

They never expired from the system of payment. Remember, they never turned down a request for transfer.

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Your WORST enemy is usually yourself. Your laziness Your procrastination Your lack of attention to detail Your lack of foresight Your lack of willpower Your lack of consistency Your lack of self control Rarely is any outside influence a greeter threat to you than yourself.

why did I read this as Milf day?