PRESIDENT of this universe - exploring existence one joke at a time 😊 the journey is my destination

Joined August 2014
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Jun 14
You went back and checked the man and didn’t see what he did as governor of Anambra state nor his incorruptible character and prudence as enough reason to give him a chance at president when the present administration is failing woefully. You are an idiot.
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Two days ago, I joined residents, community leaders, and stakeholders in Ibadan at @NewsCentralTV Town Hall, to talk about the 40 schoolchildren and teachers abducted since May 15 from Oriire in Oyo on May 15 and have remained in captivity. I asked a critical questionšŸ‘‡šŸ¾. āœšŸ¾āœšŸ¾āœšŸ¾
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Jun 14
Whats that story about the greatest lie the devil ever told…
Between a Tinubu supporter and his passengers
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Jun 14
To every well meaning Nigerian: 2023 was infinity war; We are in end game now. Avengers Assemble #PETEROBI2027
The average Nigerian politician sees Peter Obi as a direct threat to their source of livelihood. It unsettles them that a man who has conquered greed could step into the arena. Their greatest shock is discovering they cannot dig up dirt on him. That failure is a major blow to their playbook. Hence, the relentless campaign of calumny against him.
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Jun 13
Are you still a child acting immature over a beautiful face? Beauty is overrated and the older you get the less value it holds.. they are all the same. Abi na face I wan pound.
Yoruba women are the most beautiful and intelligent women in the country. If it’s possible I can marry ten of them at the same time 🤭🤭🤭
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Jun 13
I love it when you guys get some new content to use and disparage peter Obi .. the excitement in your tweets and the way all of you jump on the same trend.. oh brazzy gon. It’s not working tho cos we understand what he meant.. we aren’t dumb like you to interpret it differently.
Peter Obi said he would use one year out of his four year tenure to understand the problems Nigerians are facing. So, according to that statement, he doesn’t even know the problems, but he’s saying he would solve them in four years. SCAM ALERT 🚨
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Jun 11
Tinubu brought Buhari and must own this. You can’t bring a man to power then fold your hands because you are waiting for your turn. 8 years of people’s lives is no joke.
Nigeria Air fraud case: Ex-aviation minister Hadi Sirika rented Ethiopian Airlines plane for three-day show and presented it as the proposed Nigeria Air ~ EFCC tells Federal Capital Territory High Court in Abuja
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Jun 10
You guys dont believe in what you are doing lol šŸ˜‚ when there’s no love or faith ,there can be no cooperation
Many Tinubu supporters are not following themselves. Most are running solo. If we all follow each other, no Tinubu supporter will have less than 20,000 active followers who will engage your posts.
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Why exactly did Tinubu happen to Nigeria? Someone will go offline for an hour only to come back to one kidnapping news or the other. This is Tinubu’s Nigeria not ours. If ever you come across this comment, Tinubu must go please!šŸ™šŸ¾šŸ„ŗ
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ACCEPTANCE SPEECH BY MR. PETER OBI FOLLOWING HIS NOMINATION AS THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE OF THE NIGERIAN DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS(NDC) – MAY 30, 2026 Protocols, Esteemed citizens of Nigeria, It is with deep humility that I accept the role of presidential candidate for our party. I express my profound gratitude to the leaders of our party. His Excellency Seriake Dickson, the National Chairman, National Secretary and the National Working Committee, NWC members and members of our relentless supporters, and the Nigerian populace who have steadfastly kept the spirit of hope alive. I commend those who have made the journey from every region of our nation to convene here in Abuja. I wish to assert unequivocally: a New Nigeria is Possible. This conviction has united us; it must serve as our compass on the challenging road ahead and sustain us through all trials we may face. This pivotal moment transcends the individual ambitions of Peter Obi; it concerns the essence of our nation and the future of our children. It is about rekindling hope for millions who have faced adversity yet remain committed to Nigeria. Today, our nation finds itself at a crucial juncture, enveloped in uncertainty. Families are anxious about their safety; parents are concerned for their children's futures; and talented youth increasingly question their prospects in their homeland. Businesses are struggling, communities are suffering, and an alarming number of citizens have lost faith in the very concept of governance. Yet, I stand before you filled with optimism and strong faith in the resilience of our people, for I firmly believe that a New Nigeria is possible. UNITY To realise this New Nigeria, we must first mend the foundational elements essential for the success of any nation. Nigeria cannot advance while fragmented by ethnic, religious, regional, or narrow political divides. We may communicate in different languages and practise diverse faiths, but we share a singular destiny under one flag. Our diversity should not be a source of division; rather, it is among our greatest strengths. We should build bridges where others erect barriers, replace mistrust with confidence, division with understanding, and resentment with a collective purpose. A united Nigeria is indispensable. As Will Durant wisely pointed out, "A great civilisation is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within." We must never self-destruct. We must heal, unify, and progress together. INSECURITY In terms of security, the situation in Nigeria has considerably worsened. The global terrorism impact assessments ranked Nigeria as the 8th most affected nation in 2022, 6th in 2024, and 4th in 2026. Yet, for many years, Nigeria garnered global recognition as a reliable contributor to peacekeeping, regional stabilisation, and conflict resolution. Our troops have not only displayed bravery but have also shown professionalism, discipline, resilience, and empathy in the most challenging operational contexts. Our officers and personnel have successfully commanded multiple international forthe ces, safeguarded vulnerable civilian populations, monitored ceasefires, reinstated constitutional order, and contributed to rebuilding efforts. Nigeria became one of the leading contributors of troops from Africa to UN peacekeeping missions and earned widespread admiration for operational effectiveness and leadership in various countries, including Rwanda, Sudan, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Mali, Western Sahara, Congo, Lebanon, Cambodia, Haiti, and Kuwait. At one pointin a Nigeria, Lt. General Isaac Obiakor (rtd) even led global peacekeeping initiatives. We must address insecurity with resolve and urgency, for no nation can thrive while its citizens live in trepidation. The primary responsibility of the government is to ensure the safeguarding of lives and property.
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May 28
The look like naira Marley’s dogs collecting meat WTF
Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!
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May 11
248 I intentionally didn’t answer everything.. not saying I am brainy or anything I don’t compete.. i excel.. didn’t do any inter-house sports in 4diff primary schools.. didn’t march or do sports in NYSC. Can jog 1hr tho.. I am my only competition.
If you attended university between the 90s and early 2000, please state what your JAMB score was. šŸ‘‡
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May 11
Marriage and having a husband/wife is not an achievement..nobody gives 2.. people are going to the moon and back Ffs
Know who you marry cos nothing can separate me and my wife, it’s till De@th do us part.
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May 10
Because your failed generation will never conduct free amd fair elections cos of you did we would chase your asses out and imprison many of you. Bastards
Why are the youths not contributing money to buy forms for the members of their generation to contest elections,but prefer to buy forms for the political elites ā€˜that failed their generation’.Why not transform their Social Media energy to Political Energy.Why are they not taking advantage of the opportunity provided by the NOT TOO YOUNG TO RUN ACT?
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CMS sales Challenge is finally out šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ Imagine what your life would look like if you stayed locked in for 6 months. And at the end of 6 months, you get extra cash in your accounts OR maybe even driving your own car or planning a trip you did not think was possible this year….? This is not out of reach. It depends on how you show up today. The challenge starts April 20th-Oct 20th;A whooping 183 days You can watch others post their wins at the end of this challenge. Or you can be one of them. Start now….!! Stay consistent. Finish strongšŸ”„šŸ”„
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Peter Obi and Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso are here. Medicals ongoing. Here we go, soon!!!
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May 3
We need entrepreneurs.. we need people focused on making N1000 from 100,000 sales (NIG popu 200m ) wch is N100m daily. That’s N3bn monthly. N36bn annually. Dangote makes $1.3m (N2bn) daily to be at his net worth - $20bn and it’s 50% from one simple cement bag. N100m is cool but.
He started in August 2020 and has deposited N35 million in investment between then and now (68 months). That’s an average of ₦514,706 investment in stocks per month. Meaning their income must have been north of N2m monthly on average over the 6-year period. I pity anyone who would run themselves to the ground because they want to be like this person because they saw N50k first deposit. Can you see the part of the story that is missing?
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Apr 24
Resilient pro max
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VIDEO: APC members perform mock obituary for Wale Edun. If they can do this amongst themselves, imagine what they will do to you. Kick APC out today.
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