Sucked at poker Now I suck at racquet sports

Joined March 2009
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WSOP viewer thoughts : -up until this year all of the content was hidden behind the PokerGo paywall . Sorry they didn’t have the 600 last night or the Monster, DC, etc when you wanted it , but big steps forward . I’m a big hater in general , but they’ll get it worked out . Great for poker -the SOL sponsorship and nanonoko saying things like “he can buy more Solana with that” honestly make me nauseous. You’re leading your lambs to the slaughter. I hate to be the morality police but can’t we just go back to beef jerky? Think GTOWiz is silly too, but at least it gets more people playing poker -I get people want to watch the Monster stack tonight , and I’d normally agree . But this might be the softest f5 of a 50k…ever? (Sorry @Chris_D_Brewer I don’t mean you, nice fold KJ btw) This isn’t the paint drying we’ve grown accustomed to , let ‘em play!
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This 4 card flop shuffle hand that @BobbyJamesPoker hoisted at WSOP reminds me of a classic LAPT hand from 17 years ago featuring @holdplz . youtube.com/live/7NLhHr1-nqg… (29:10 time mark, sound on)
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Seeing overlays everywhere . Only ACR was sharp enough not to start a series on Mothers Day. WP @WPN_CEO
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You’d think this was satire, but it isn’t
🚨🤯 NEW: In Mexico, the Government has moved summer vacation up by ONE MONTH so all children can watch the 2026 FIFA World Cup without any issues. Students will begin their summer vacation on June 5th, one week before Mexico’s opening match against South Africa! 🏆✍🏼
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Have 2 BTS tickets for Vegas on May 23rd. Section 317 Row 10 if any friends or friends of friends want them at cost . If not will list for resale . Thought we’d make 2 shows but only going on 27th now.
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See lots of people criticizing, but yet to see a single HRC calc post. That’s the problem with this generation of poker players , if it takes longer than a pre-solved GTOWiz sim , count them out (Also agree with Greenwood, both TT and JJ are the interesting decisions. Excited to see the POTD incoming)
🤯 MADNESS AT THE MAIN EVENT! Watch the chaos unfold between @TheMannheim, Felipe Ketzer, Elton Tsang, and @krissyb24poker.
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Every hostel in Latin America and South East Asia will be empty
BREAKING: Israeli military will call up 70,000 reserve soldiers
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[ ] Machop [X] Machoke [ ] Machamp Final evolution awaiting
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The Patriots defense is everything people were claiming about the Texans going into the game
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Did anyone take a flight in all of 2025 that took off or arrived on time? If so, what airline?
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The worst part about the Wynn 10k being a freezeout each flight is: busting before dinner break, or even worse is busting before Bazaar Meat opens at 5 Try again tomorrow, looking to make it BM#4 this week. Gonna finish the menu before we find a bag
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marty mathis retweeted
the worst part about being self-made is having to learn tennis at 30 instead of 8
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Had a crazy dream I was playing an illegal 256 person $5k WTA HU tourney at a farm in Minas Gerais Brazil (never been here). There were no tables , you sat on the dirt floor in barn w/ touch screen hologram (board, stacks , actions)while holding device that relayed your cards
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R2 opponent was Polish. He had a Brazilian masseuse sitting on his lap facing him , so never saw his face. I tried complaining to the TD that I should be able to see my opponent’s face in a HU event He looked at me, gestured towards back of masseuse and gave me a “ come on Bro”
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I lost shortly before a police raid , and woke up as I was running through some random Brazilian woods from military police
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Craziest Russian Tennis Player?
11% Bublik
44% Medvedev
33% Rublev
11% Show results
9 votes • Final results
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When I was a junior in uni, I saw a PS MTT in Estonia that I could afford (2200e iirc). I took a semester off from college to backpack there excited to play <21. I get to the event and they don’t even let me in the casino as I wasn’t old enough. Whoops. Luckily met nicest regs
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Share a piece of poker lore about yourself ❤️♦️♠️♣️ I’ll start: one time I was playing a cash game with Don Cheadle at the Commerce, and after a series of probably irresponsible but exciting bluffs, he looked at me and said, “I’m just enjoying the show man”.
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Opinions, In order of seat draw: 1. Margets: likable for years, my 1st EPT Barc she was on Stars yacht with the qualies. Authentic emotion, great for the game. Fact she’s a woman just a bonus. My wife doesn’t even play poker but we’ll be screaming “JOTAAAA” for years to come
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8. Hendrix: don’t know Adam personally but anytime I’ve had super random questions (like who did the cotton candy wrap on his Tesla?), he’s been friendly to answer. As a fellow journeyman, you’d love to see someone get their’s. Can only fathom his future swag
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9. Minghini: guy seems like a real homie . Hope he’s getting a real adrenaline rush, you can tell he fucking lives for it. Looks like his rail having a healthy amount of fun, but they’ll really be turning it up
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