she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup
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Mar 8
how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc
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this was the first bar i ever used my fake ID at and got absolutely blacked out drunk off of tequila sunrises and haven’t step foot inside since so im sure you can imagine my surprise seeing this on my timeline
If I wasn’t flying from Seattle to Dallas after the Mariners’ vs Baltimore Orioles baseball later tonight I think would’ve definitely have headed to the Little Red Hen with its live country music and dancing here in the Green Lake area of this fine city
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i do remember demanding to go to memo’s at 2am in the u district and then whoever gave us a ride basically dragging me out of the car and having to carry me to my front door
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thought this was so crazy it had to be fake adam jude at first
NEWS: Mariners are going back to a piggyback pitching plan, with a significant alteration: Every starter will rotate through and have piggyback days through the All-Star break.
This was a “unanimous” decision with all six starters involved in the planning, Justin Hollander said.
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at this point i’m unintentionally speed running how many times i can get cancelled / unfollowed / on a watch list in a one week span i think
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this game is so good. both teams playing with so much heart you can feel it.
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iran should have scored there i’m screaming at my tv on behalf of the guy who got the ball away from the keeper because his teammate had one job and he couldn’t just make the shot
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Jun 16
YOU GUYS SHE DUMPED HIM!!!!!
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Jun 15
look i’m all for class solidarity and i try to not be a snob but honestly i can’t help it - i do think im better than people who drink mountain dew
Jun 14
I've made my way inside to the UFC FREEDOM 250 Fan Fest at the Ellipse in Washington DC and I just spent $5 to get an American Dew.
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Jun 15
A video of Trump’s family at UFC 250 is going viral as people notice who that is behind them 👀
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Jun 15
okay but nothing worse than being blissed out and then realizing you have laundry that needs folded and put away and also you have to work tomorrow #humbled
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Jun 15
there are few things i love more than drinking some good wine and cooking a nice dinner while listening to some vibey music. just perfection.
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Jun 15
the tree and shop in question also shout out to andonis for taking us on a tour of the island and taking roughly 1000 pictures of me - you are a lifelong friend
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Jun 14
i have been silent today for critically important reasons
May 10
i have plans that i can not share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me
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