release it the same day as GTA6

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

The more loudly people complain about the contemporary games space, the more readily it becomes obvious they don’t actually like or play games. We are essentially in a perpetual golden age, with insurmountable backlogs that suggest games should cease being made altogether.

I absolutely adore Expedition 33 But it breaks my heart that such a genius game as Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is in a shade of a hype and not getting as much love as it deserves KCD 2 is my fav game of this year, sorry Exp33

Halo Infinite Campaign was really good and gets more criticism than it deserves

Good morning to only people who enjoy video games.

If you played Phoenix Springs this year, and you want answers, we do our very best to get close to a somewhat coherent explanation. Emily (@aSpecificEgg) from @NoSmallGames and I do our best to talk through it. Lots of gushing about the cutscenes though too. 🔗 👇

I am once again, encouraging everyone to play Marvel Midnight Suns. We get a lot of marvel slop people get mad at. However, THIS game, like Guardians of the Galaxy, were actually quality made games that got written off.

Fully come around on this being a good game. Still firmly believe it will be remembered more fondly.

RT @SuckerPunchProd: Ghost of Yōtei 2025 ⚔️ blog.playstation.com/2024/09… #GhostOfYotei

Winter is on its way… and no better to obsess over heat with Frostpunk 2, out now today! @evolve_pr gave us a review key, and we had a (albeit stressful) blast playing the sequel, which is largely an upgrade in every way possible. Listen to our episode out now! 🔗 👇

Our latest episode is up! We played Caravan Sandwitch, a wonderful mini-open world with some of the most breathtaking visuals we’ve seen in a long time and one of the best driving vehicles ever. I especially recommend it on PS5. Thank you @JFGamesPR for the review key! 🔗 👇

Here it is at long last! Arco is a singular game and a must-play this year. But what makes it so good? And why does it compare some of Latin America’s most important literature? (PS check out this very cool wallpaper the team put out. I’m using it now) 🔗 👇

We did it! Arco passed 500 reviews and it's overwhelmingly positive, thanks to everyone that shared and reviewed!

We are so close to 500 reviews, if you have already played, please help us reach that milestone!

A reminder that Slow Horses (on Apple TV ) continues to be absolutely bloody excellent and you should be addicted to it if you aren't already

Cameron and I’s latest episode is up! We’re always hankering to find the right game for our friend group, and booted up Enshrouded in early access to see if it makes the right fit. Thank you @evolve_pr for providing a key and for being generally incredible! 🔗 👇

we don't talk about this enough but this is fucking nuts

Here it is!! Jake and @Katerblossom from @NoSmallGames chatted about Magical Delicacy, a wonderful mix of Metroidvania and Cooking Sim! Folks, tune in to this free episode! It was such a delight to chat with Kate! 🔗 👇

Sumerian Six is out NOW – keep Stealth Strategy games alive and check it out. It might be the most Mimimi-like game you’ll get for a while! store.steampowered.com/app/1…