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9 Mar 2017
El dinero destruye todos los principios de un ser humano. Esto es bueno porque mucha gente tiene principios muy de la verga.
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I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.
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Mar 13
"Yes, let's make Batman grounded and realistic. Nobody wants to see that silly shit from the comics."
Meanwhile on One Piece...
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Mar 13
Si no puedes saltarte el entrenamiento ni un día para asistir a un compromiso con amigos o familia, o comer rico cuando la ocasión lo amerita, no es porque seas súper disciplinado. De hecho eres todo lo contrario y un poco pendejo también
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Mar 9
Uber gives you a little discount if you want to risk your life with a female driver.
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19 Dec 2025
It’s a shame we need to post this, but the “Herogasm Files” leaked today are doctored and illegitimate. Our Crime Analtics department has confirmed Homelander’s name was inserted by Starlighters via AI. He visited Herogasm ONCE to respond to a crisis situation, NOTHING MORE!
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14 Jul 2025
Las playas en Europa no son otra cosa que un punto de reunión para gente acomplejada con su color de piel.
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26 Mar 2025
What did Einstein believe about God?
Here are two letters we published for the first time in Skeptic (Vol. 5, No. 2) to a U.S. sailor in WWII on board his ship the USS Bougainville, along with Mr. Raner's original letter to Einstein that elicited such a thoughtful response:
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26 Mar 2025
Genio quien lo hizo.
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3 Mar 2025
When the Emilia Perez songwriters started singing their own song during their acceptance speech.
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21 Feb 2025
Better Man está Bojack Horseman coded
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15 Feb 2025
El único y verdadero cocktail de camarones es el de Veracruz
Y quién opine lo contrario lo veo en la puerta del Villa Rica para partirle su mandarina en gajos
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24 Jan 2025
Karla Sofía Gascón ha venido a este mundo a demostrar que una mujer trans puede ser tan antipática e insoportable como cualquier cis, hetero, gay, no binarie o lo que sea.
La verdadera inclusión.
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22 Jan 2025
new executive order signed today forbids merging cells in excel
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21 Jan 2025
¿Twitter murió solo o lo matamos nosotros poco a poco?
Abro debate.
Y el debate nunca ocurrió.
Porque ya no hay nadie aquí.
(Que no sea un estafado o estafador de NFTs)
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7 Dec 2024
The problem with us millennials now having the power and the money is that, instead of letting the future happen, we're trying to FORCE IT into whatever we thought the future would be when we were kids.
4 Dec 2024
I am absolutely STUNNED - I just got a glimpse into the future of watching TV together 🤯
We currently have two Vision Pros in our household (temporarily, we are not that rich), and we decided to try watching a movie side by side with SharePlay.
What can I say? It actually worked. The sound and video on both headsets were perfectly in sync— Like 100% in sync. Even the Personas sticked to the real person. It was absolutely mind-blowing how seamless it was and now I can't stop wondering if Apple already thought about this use-case.
We watched 3D movies in different environments, relaxed in the cinema, and even shared the exact same sized virtual screen in our living room, perfectly aligned in the same position.
If these headsets eventually reach a more reasonable price point, I can absolutely see this becoming a better way to watch movies together. I never would have imagined it would work THIS well.
#VisionPro
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1 Dec 2024
RT @Voyager_Dos: De todas las formas que tiene el amor, la más romántica, y también la más difícil, es cuando se convierte en una conversac…
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27 Nov 2024
Red flag 🚩: un vato con cualquier playera del América, Tigres, Monterrey o Real Madrid.
Green flag: un vato con playera de Ramón Ramírez de las chivas del 97.
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17 Nov 2024
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130 hámsteres se escapan de sus jaulas en pleno vuelo y paralizan un avión ver.20m.es/b28a0
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