Black Country boy now residing in the (Deep) South West, views my own, complaints definitely my own... #WBA #LARams #BlueJays #ExeterChiefs

Joined January 2009
405 Photos and videos
The fact that I've managed to order and have delivered a pair of li-ning running shoes direct from China faster than @Zalando and @evri__uk can deliver a pair to me from the UK (possibly EU) isn't lost on me.
62
Is is me or has @Keir_Starmer just addressed the nation to say things are a bit shit but I'll be fucked if I know the answers.
42
The trainers for my #HarryStyles outfit have arrived! And yes. I know to some of you I'm a bit too old for this shit but I couldn't give a flying one! Me and the daughter are seasoned pit veterans and we don't care! #kattdo I'm guessing the dress code to be denim and trainers.
125
Controversial take but @Harry_Styles has pulled a blinder here, pit tickets at £300 so you don't get the same group tying up all 12 dates and releasing them but by bit means there is little resale value for touts outside of pit tickets.
2
320
I don't have 3 spare tickets for Harry Styles at Wembley on the 13th June.
174
4 Nov 2025
#RachelReeves has just made absolutely sure that no @UKLabour government ever gets elected with an overall majority again.
1
1
9
736
27 Sep 2025
Replying to @SkyHelpTeam
@SkyHelpTeam Not a great start to moving my broadband from virgin to sky, sent me an empty box that should contain my router (probably stolen by royal mail) but now can't get a new one to me until my broadband is active, which it won't be as I don't have a router...
1
218
30 Sep 2025
@SkyHelpTeam day 1 of no internet since joining sky, day 3 of sky help ignoring me. I should have listened to the bloke from @EE
2
139
24 Aug 2025
I don't think I've asked for a show to be cancelled before but there's always a first time. #revival
109
27 Jul 2025
Hey @grok who's the most famous person to view my profile, don't need to tag them.
1
118
25 Jul 2025
I'm not saying it's hot in the UK but the inside lens of my @oakley sunglasses have melted! 🤣
92
23 Jun 2025
I can't even begin to explain how much I hate @IKEAUK and their shitty furniture. You'd think putting an office chair together for my daughter's study area would take 10-20 mins, we're half an hour in and I've put one screw in because the holes don't align. A pox on them...
5
1
156
23 Jun 2025
Sheer brute force god the screws into the base, I've managed to attach 3 of the wheels, it'll be a bit wobbly but that might have to do
49
6 Jun 2025
#routeone coming up with the goods again!
61
26 Apr 2025
I'm glad eubank won but those scores were hard on benn #EubankBenn
538
10 Apr 2025
This has bubble tea v pizza written all over it. #TheApprentice
3
489
5 Apr 2025
My one tweet guide to #vinted after 20 years on eBay. List your items and then don't open the app for 24 hours, this will give all the #resellers time to piss off and offer someone else £5 for a £40 item and you can get on with selling the items to geniune buyers.
1
151
20 Mar 2025
Replying to @AldiUK
@AldiUK your packaging needs some work, there are 7 slices in here. Note : I am not complaining, I wanted the thicker cut stuff anyway, just making you aware.
2
1
595
20 Mar 2025
Actually I've just worked out after cooking it that the joined up rashers are actually counted as two and not one!
48
10 Mar 2025
Listing any kind of gaming tech on #ebay brings out some absolute fucking weirdo's. By the bucket load.
53
19 Dec 2024
I have entered at least 50 drops on @nike and never copped, entered my first on @RouteOne1989 for the dunk wizard of Oz and I'm a winner! Route one, if it was acceptable in 2024, I'd kiss you.
207
8 Dec 2024
You are not allowed to tackle Josh Allen #larams
165