Swimmer. Commentator. Autistic. 24. 🌹

Joined February 2014
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Matthew McNicholas retweeted
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Watch live: England open training x.com/i/broadcasts/1mGPaaBpd…

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Sprint with the Stars, Birmingham 2024 An awesome day, with an incredible team ❤️ 📸 Will Godwin
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The best news
NEW: Jacob Rees Mogg is OUT.
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A three day weekend at the best pool in the world for the first ever AP Race London International. World class swims, from world class athletes, at a world class event. Great to commentate alongside the man who called the action here in 2012 @AlanMarch1981
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Matthew McNicholas retweeted
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Excellent in depth interview with Adam Peaty by @StateOfSwimming in today’s Times Adam Peaty: I’ve been on a self-destructive spiral thetimes.co.uk/article/74e19…

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Simply phenomenal
14 years old today 🎂🎈 Amelie Blocksidge marks her special day with an outstanding swim in the Women's 1500m Freestyle - taking the British title! 🥇 #BSC23
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Blocksidge broke her own 13/Under British Age Group Record - in a time that is *three seconds* faster than the 14 years record. Certainly one to keep an eye on!
Here’s one to make you feel old… Amelie Blocksidge, who just finished SECOND in the 800m freestyle SENIOR final IS JUST 13 YEARS OLD! She was therefore NOT EVEN ALIVE when @BeckAdlington won the event at the Beijing 2008 Olympics, in the current 🇬🇧 record time 🤯
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Matthew McNicholas retweeted
Here’s one to make you feel old… Amelie Blocksidge, who just finished SECOND in the 800m freestyle SENIOR final IS JUST 13 YEARS OLD! She was therefore NOT EVEN ALIVE when @BeckAdlington won the event at the Beijing 2008 Olympics, in the current 🇬🇧 record time 🤯
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Just now on Newsnight: “We (the BBC) asked the BBC for an interview, but the BBC declined”
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Matthew McNicholas retweeted
What a treat to watch the live stream of @northantsasa County Champs. The legend that is @mattfmc keeping us up to date with superb commentary 👏👏👏👏
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NHS is on its knees, people can’t afford to eat or heat their homes, you can’t get a train anywhere. Is anyone other than Nigel Farage really sitting at home thinking “my priority is stopping people arriving in small boats?”
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🙂How many metres did you swim in 2022? 🏊‍♀️🏊‍♂️
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Imagine being the most insufferable human being on a planet when human beings on that planet include Piers Morgan and Elon Musk.
28 Dec 2022
Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg The world was curious. And I do agree you should get a life ❤️
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Mind you, JHB should also get an honourable mention for not only taking Tate’s side, but making vile ableist comments in the process.
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Mind you, JHB should also get an honourable mention for not only taking Tate’s side, but making vile ableist comments in the process.
I'd choose Andrew Tate's life *every single time* over the life of a half-educated, doom-mongering eco-cultist. And the only car I own is a diesel Tiguan. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 1/2
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Matthew McNicholas retweeted
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
27 Dec 2022
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Does it make anyone else feel a little bit sick that a song written as a charity Christmas single to help feed starving children during a famine in Ethiopia in 1984 has been rehashed to help feed starving children in the UK in 2022? Buy the song sure, but vote these cretins out!
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The sun set at 15:50 today. Tomorrow it will set at 15:51. The end of the darkness is in sight.
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Update: Today the sun will set at 15:52
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Update: Today the sun sets at 15:53. (No picture but alt text would read: miserable, grey, wet) Bonus update: Yesterday was the “shortest day” but actually the 20th-24th are all the same length - 7hrs 42mins.
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