Sydney based cyber security guy. FSLY. Moving slowly to bsky.app/profile/maxinsydney… just to keep you on your toes and your fingers in your ears

Joined February 2009
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Mar 7
hey @instagram how do I permanently turn off all music and sound running over the top of all videos forever
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Feb 24
as many of you would know, @Uber is trying to rip off customers by adding 'wait times' and preferencing toll roads. we stopped using taxi's for this reason, get your shit together uber you're embarrassing yourself
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29 Nov 2025
trying to do a simple pdf to csv extraction with @perplexity_ai - wrong 100% of the time. when told it's too stupid to do simple tasks, the answer was "If you choose to keep using other tools instead, that’s a reasonable decision." which is accurate.
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3 Sep 2025
"turbinado" - who knew.
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2 Aug 2025
hi @PetCircleau please stop sending me these useless @NakedWinesAus vouchers, they don't apply to any potential order I'd make from them as the only apply to full priced wines, which are astronomically high
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5 Jul 2025
so @Outlook now wants to sync any IMAP or POP account set up with microsoft cloud. bye bye outlook it's been a fun 27 years.
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1 Jul 2025
'enjoy the wind, love wellington'
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24 Jun 2025
so now @Synology are forcing the use of their massively overpriced synology branded drives for all new installations on their DSxxx product line, what NAS are we all using instead?
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20 Jun 2025
have tested thoroughly, even when you're trying to provide positive feedback @originenergy isn't interested.
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17 Jun 2025
more #pricegouging from @originenergy - this time a 9% increase to monthly internet costs. #churn #fail
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7 May 2025
honest it's amazing that google is so stupid that maps and forms completely ignore profile language settings and think just because I'm physically in Japan I can read japanese. #fail
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7 May 2025
also, Instagram while we're here I never ever want the app to play any sound ever for any reason shut the fuck up
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6 Apr 2025
hello rainy KL
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7 Mar 2025
I asked an AI to review Cyclone data specifically above Cat2 which made landfall south of K'gari from 1969 to today. Due to rising ocean temperatures, 80% of the cyclones matching my search terms occurred after 2000. #justin #hamish #Oswald #debbie #seroja #kirrily #alfred
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25 Feb 2025
loving the great service from the @HyattCentric team in #melbourne - happy to move us on request and bent over backwards to make us happy.... #win @Hyatt
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25 Feb 2025
same issues with @united platinum getting into a @VirginAustralia lounge - apparently need to sight the united card, expiry, match the name.... all this is on my booking. #fail
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6 Feb 2025
great service holding the SFO SYD flight for a few minutes so 19 passengers could hot tail it over from a very late running Newark SFO flight - thanks @united
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31 Jan 2025
usual bait and switch from @hilton @DoubleTree - checked on the app, nice corner room with a view, actually get here and the room isn't ready.... no corner, no view.
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Max retweeted
It's time for another trip around the sun--and time for a new episode of the Ask Mr. DNS Podcast! This time, Matt and Cricket are joined by Renée Burton, head of @infoblox's threat intelligence unit: ask-mrdns.com/2025/01/episod…

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27 Dec 2024
welcome to Sydney, 33C raining with hail
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