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Chuck @maxwell_DMV

I am not a Republican, I am a Conservative.

Joined December 2018
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L.A. Residents Face Tough Decision Whether To Elect Communist Or Communist babylonbee.com/news/la-resid… via @TheBabylonBee

L.A. Residents Face Tough Decision Whether To Elect Communist Or Communist

LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.

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Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All babylonbee.com/news/nation-s… via @TheBabylonBee

Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All

U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.

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L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes babylonbee.com/news/la-vote-… via @TheBabylonBee

L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes

LOS ANGELES, CA — After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting at negative one billion votes.

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Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys babylonbee.com/news/bears-fo… via @TheBabylonBee

Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys

CHICAGO, IL — The Chicago Bears organization announced today that it will be relocating out of the city due to all of its players and fans having been killed in drive-bys.

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'Obsession' Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman babylonbee.com/news/obsessio… via @TheBabylonBee

'Obsession' Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Director Curry Barker has a surprise hit on his hands with his indie horror movie Obsession, which has especially connected with Gen Z audiences. Barker said he got the idea for his...

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Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag babylonbee.com/news/nation-s… via @TheBabylonBee

Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag

U.S. — One of the country's most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as the nation was shocked to learn that a candidate with a Nazi tattoo turned out to be a...

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Mayor Bass Fiddled While Spencer Pratt's Home Burned youtu.be/JH_Rd51NeUM?si=lDxo… via @YouTube

Mayor Bass Fiddled While Spencer Pratt's Home Burned

Video Parody: Political SatireMagenta P & The Bossa Nova Beat now ...

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California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime babylonbee.com/news/californ… via @TheBabylonBee

California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime

SACRAMENTO, CA — In a decisive move toward preventing any citizen journalists from uncovering massive fraud and corruption in the state moving forward, California officially passed a law making it a...

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Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma babylonbee.com/news/parents-… via @TheBabylonBee

Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma

TUCSON, AZ — Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his diploma after the teen expressed frustration at not being able to read the words on the piece of...

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May 26
"I'm tired of the Democrat Party making b*tches out of our women, and p*ssies out of our men."
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Platner Smooths Things Over With Democrats By Covering Nazi Tattoo With Hammer & Sickle babylonbee.com/news/platner-… via @TheBabylonBee

Platner Smooths Things Over With Democrats By Covering Nazi Tattoo With Hammer & Sickle

BANGOR, ME — Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner has smoothed things over with supporters by covering up his Nazi death squad tattoo with a new tattoo of the communist hammer and sickle.

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10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After 'Late Show' Finale babylonbee.com/news/10-great… via @TheBabylonBee

10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After 'Late Show' Finale

Talk show host Steven Colbert signed off this week after CBS aired his final episode of The Late Show, leaving him on the hunt for his next professional endeavor. But what will he do next?

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Our Nation will never recover from the damage being done by @LeaderJohnThune and @SenateGOP
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May 24
BREAKING: Scott Presler is planning to PRIMARY John Thune if the SAVE America Act doesn’t pass before the 2026 midterms “I promise to lead the charge to primary & defeat him in 2028.” WE STAND WITH YOU SCOTT FIRE JOHN THUNE
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Our Nation will never recover from the damage done by @LeaderJohnThune and @SenateGOP
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JOHN THUNE IS A FAILURE... What Kind of Senate Leader Disregards the Wants of 85% of American People...?
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NEW POLL Senate Majority Leader John Thune is UNDERWATER in his home state of South Dakota. 📉 March 2026 Approve: 🟦 34% Disapprove: 🟪 52% 📉 May 2026 Approve: 🟦 28% Disapprove: 🟪 54% Pass the SAVE America Act! Source: KELOLAND/Emerson
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UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims babylonbee.com/news/uk-autho… via @TheBabylonBee

UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims

LONDON — In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a migrant, authorities in the United Kingdom issued a stern warning to all native residents to stop being...

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Old Guys Hanging Out At Denny's At 6 A.M. Having Better Day Than You Could Ever Dream Of babylonbee.com/news/old-guys… via @TheBabylonBee

Old Guys Hanging Out At Denny's At 6 A.M. Having Better Day Than You Could Ever Dream Of

LOST HILLS, CA — New reports show the four old guys hanging out at Denny's at 6 a.m. are having a better day than you or anyone else could possibly dream of.

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New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate babylonbee.com/news/new-poll… via @TheBabylonBee

New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate

U.S. — New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the "Make Everything Worse" candidate and the "Fix Everything" candidate.

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London Mayor Confused By Protesters Not Chanting ‘Death To Jews’ babylonbee.com/news/london-m… via @TheBabylonBee

London Mayor Confused By Protesters Not Chanting ‘Death To Jews’

LONDON — London Mayor Sadiq Khan was deeply confused by protests over the weekend where no one was shouting "Death To Jews."

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