If you don't know what to do, throw an error.
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Problem:
> 0.3.toFixed(16)
'0.3000000000000000'
> 0.3.toFixed(17)
'0.29999999999999999'
Solution:
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
12 May 2024
When the language has no garbage collector - that's just because *you*, the developer, are the garbage collector.
12 May 2024
The genius of Go is that it has a garbage collector.
The genius of Rust is that it doesn't need one.
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
8 May 2024
Feels fitting that Apple produced the (probably?) the worst ad in its history right as the company is facing its first global revenue decline in a long time.
Terrible ad: it symbolises Apple destroying creative equipment for… a slightly thinner iPad (that no one asked for).
Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
8 Dec 2023
every software engineer after trying haskell
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
4 Dec 2023
"He can't really program, so his code is very simple and robust."
(OH a while ago, but unforgettable)
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19 Nov 2023
This guys my new hero!!
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
30 Sep 2023
Computer monitors would all be much better if they had a physical brightness knob right there on the front. But this is high-level 1960s technology that has since been lost.
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
23 Sep 2023
gonna save this for later…
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Until the Supreme Court struck down Biden’s vaccination decree, he tried to demand that we fire all unvaccinated personnel – some of our finest people
12 May 2023
Covid Retrospective Series, Vol. 1
Media: The Unvaccinated Are Scum
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6 Apr 2023
Possibly the best PR of my life: github.com/thesephist/tabloi…
I hope it won't be ignored :))
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
1 Apr 2023
The good people at Chess dot com are hiring a new CEO and it’s the greatest application process I’ve ever seen.
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28 Mar 2023
Of course, the fact that CSS supports this (web.dev/css-trig-functions/) is impressive, but if you ever *actually* do this, then...
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
20 Mar 2023
The world's healthiest person remains a health hazard according to science™
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27 Nov 2022
The most annoying thing about bluetooth is that it sometimes works.
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
20 Nov 2022
Unpopular opinion: this book is almost 30 years old and in all honesty didn't age very well. If you own a copy do yourself a favor: bury it deeply in your bookshelf and forget about it forever.
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
ngl, corporations being forced to come on here and publicly say shit like "we apologize for the impersonator account that tweeted that everyone deserves food, clean water, and shelter, that is absolutely not what we stand for" is pretty funny.
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6 Nov 2022
Sudoku experts: in terms of complexity, from a human standpoint, where would you place this one?
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Mihai Bazon retweeted
26 Aug 2022
Not least because you can never reproduce the build environment.
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