“I loved that necklace” #SNP #sturgeon #murrell #bbc

Going through the list of items purchased by Peter Murrell is an eye opener. An awful lot of knives……like…..a lot.

Well it seems #murrell is either into gaming or buying presents for relatives #snp #sturgeon

The things a wife can fail to notice are extraordinary. The things a party leader can fail to notice are extraordinary. Charges against Peter Murrell: 1. Embezzlement of £459,046.49 of SNP funds over a 13-year period (2010–2023). 2. Purchase of a £124,550 motorhome using SNP funds for personal use. 3. Creation of false duplicate sales documents relating to the motorhome to portray it as a legitimate party expense. 4. Use of £16,489 of SNP funds towards a £33,000 Volkswagen Golf in 2016. 5. Use of £57,500 of SNP funds towards an £81,000 Jaguar I-Pace in 2019, and allegedly creating a false invoice to disguise the purchase. 6. Claiming £18,408.91 in expenses allegedly not entitled to, including alleged false invoices. 7. Spending £159,757.39 of SNP funds at 82 retailers on items allegedly for personal use or the use of others (2014–2022). 8. Spending £81,610.19 of SNP funds on Amazon purchases (2010–2023), allegedly for personal use or others, recorded to disguise their true nature. Hat tip Grouse Beater

During Covid I bought £100 of Rolls Royce shares at 85-90p. I sold them at £1 Rolls Royce shares are now worth £11.83 each. My shares would now be worth over £1200.

Oh drat. @AustinRSheridan has thrown his pies out the pram and blocked me How will I ever get over this disappointment? How did a pie…..sorry, guy like that ever get elected onto a local council?

There’s lies & then there’s SNP lies. This has got to be the biggest and most brazen lie that SNP has ever told. Utterly shameless

A man wearing a @dundeeuni student lanyard smashed up grave stones, when challenged he said he wanted the pieces for an art project Police issued a penalty notice - what the actual fook??? 😳 archive.ph/s1OaR

John Swinney actually blames the Ukrainian war on his parties failure to deliver their manifesto pledge of giving every school kid a free laptop🙈🙈🙈

Despite this, I remained loyal to SNP because of independence

They’re honestly ripping the piss right out of us. They’ve been in government for nearly 20yrs and now they want to invest £350m to fill potholes🙈

And there it is, straight from the horses mouth @agcolehamilton just announced on bbc radio 4 that Scottish Lib Dems would refuse to do any deals with Reform but would do a deal with SNP in upcoming Holyrood election. He’s a weasel

So @JohnSwinney thinks the biggest burden on Scottish taxpayers is the cost of energy? Sorry John, your income tax grab is my biggest burden. £1600 per year Im worse off directly from your policy!

Statistics dont lie. It is statistically more likely to snow at Easter than it is on Christmas Day. Happy Easter

He cut a finger. Why is he getting wheeled out🙈

If anyone believes this then I’ve got some magic beans to sell you

Thats what should have happened with Sturgeon & her husband

The average Yesser

I honestly couldn’t tell you the last time the sun was out. Everyday it’s overcast, gloomy, wet, windy and cold. It’s sucking the life out of me. It’s a struggle to get out of bed at 5:45am to go to work.

Just a reminder that #PeterMandelson was sacked TWICE before by #Labour over wrong doing before #Starmer gave him a job.