Very seriously facetious. Memes, sarcasm, self deprecation & dark humor. Millennial. Mom of 3. Librarian.šŸ“š Figure Skater.ā›øļø #LeafsForever #LetsGoOilers

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TWO DOWN šŸ‘‘ @cocacola_ca
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how many days 'til draft?
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"This is something I've been going after ever since we got the first one. You want to win it again and again and again." Jordan Staal won his second Stanley Cup 17 years after his first, marking the largest gap in NHL history.
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The Bussi family reacting to ANOTHER crazy save 😱
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Bussi you are INSANE
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Brandon Bussi utilizing the jumbotron to his advantage 🧠
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I’m Kid Rock.ā€ ā€œI’m Naomi Wolf.ā€ ā€œI’m Kanye West.ā€ ā€œI’m Matt Taibbi.ā€ ā€œI’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.ā€
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So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: ā€œBut what about your paintings, Hunter?ā€ Please.
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Scott Pelley issues new statement after being fired by CBS for opposing their pro-MAGA bias: ā€œNew management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.ā€
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A message to all sane Republicans: He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals. You said nothing. He bulldozed the East Wing. You said nothing. He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing. He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing. He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing. He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing. He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing. He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing. His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing. He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing. His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing. He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing. He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing. It’s time to start talking.
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A statement from Frederik Andersen ā¤ļø
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Follow the money on this one. It is rotten to the core. The Pentagon just lent $620,000,000 to a tiny North Carolina startup called Vulcan Elements. The company is two years old. It had fewer than 50 employees. And three months before the deal was announced, Donald Trump Jr.’s venture firm quietly took a stake in it. Here is the part the administration tried to bury. Of the dozens of companies the Pentagon was weighing, Vulcan was the only deal initiated by a top White House aide. That aide was Peter Navarro, a close friend of Trump Jr. The order came down to move fast. One official put it plainly: The call came from the White House. We have to get this done. Staff worked late nights to push it through in weeks. Deals like this normally take many months of vetting. And when it closed, Vulcan’s valuation jumped from about 200 million dollars to roughly 2 billion. A windfall for the investors, including the president’s son. This is public money. Your money. Routed through the Pentagon to enrich the president’s family and their friends. The Bush administration’s own chief ethics lawyer called it corruption we pay for. And there is more coming. A drone parts company Trump Jr. holds a stake in is also under Pentagon review. This is not a one-off. It is a pattern. The president’s family is treating the federal Treasury like a private bank, and the bill lands on every taxpayer. propublica.org/article/donal…
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Republicans in North Carolina just proposed a bill that says if a woman is caught with an IUD or attempts to get an abortion then men are allowed to use DEADLY FORCE to try and stop her. They are proposing a bill that will allow men to kill women for using birth control. It’s House Bill 1232. Keith Kidwell is the Republican who proposed the bill. He claims it counts as self defense to use deadly force to stop abortion. This is a man who claims to be pro life. Feel free to give his office a call and let him know how you feel about his opinion. And for anyone who says ā€œobviously this will never get passedā€ that’s not the point. The point is it’s fucking insanity that a government official would even try to make a law like this. It’s insanity that there are men out there who are trying to make it legal to kill women for making decisions for their own bodies. This is real and it’s happening right now in front of our eyes.
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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Matthew Knies and William Nylander were at a loss for words after finding out the Leafs got the number 1 overall pick while at the Marlies game. (via: YT/William Nylander)
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I’d forgotten about the time that Ken Paxton stole a $1000 Mont Blanc pen, a lawyer had accidentally left at a security checkpoint, in a courthouse. Paxton denied it until he realized he was caught on a security camera, then claimed it was an accident. lol
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They say free press keeps everyone honest. Reality: Foreign billionaire's 25-year-old daughter, whose only prior donation was $20 to Buttigieg, drops $3.5M into Trump PAC. Dad's bribery case? Vanishes into a full pardon. This is straight-up illegal. MSM is failing our nation. Swap Trump for Biden/Obama? We'd get 24/7 breaking news specials, endless columns, and paid right-wing influencers on full blast. Seeking Pardon, Foreign Billionaire Allegedly Funneled Millions to Trump Super PAC campaignlegal.org/update/see…
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every centrist blue maga who celebrates these subpoenas is a fucking moron. they think you’re all communists. they’re coming for you too. -kamala & hillary lost to trump cus they tried to present themselves as moderate establishment candidates. it was the dem parties failiure that gave us trump twice. -the dems and its free consultants on this website are entirely out of touch w the base & diametrically opposed to its demands. -pro israel dems have no real constituency but represent most of the political & media class. -blue maga is crying a lot lately cus left flank candidates that are for m4a, & anti israel are winning insurgent races in the dem primaries and this makes a lot of the blue maga folk on here scared. ā€œi tried posting on twitter and it didn’t work?! well maybe trump can take of my problemā€
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47 years of living in the south and here’s what I know to be true. If they have a confederate flag on display, they’re doing awful things to kids, pets, and/or spouses. Lots of hate comes with that loser banner.
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🚨 Neo-Confederate Racist Johnny Knuckles has been arrested for r*ping a 2-year-old.
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