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Joined June 2018
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maddie retweeted
Jun 16
Working in retail is like being inside a panopticon for $12 an hour
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Weed pens don’t get you high, they get you by
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Weed pens have made it way too easy to get high
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maddie retweeted
Jun 13
whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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maddie retweeted
Jun 13
Is is weird how all the American christians have forgotten the bible passage about the eye of the needle and how it's nearly impossible for rich people to get into heaven, but they all remember the non-existent messages about homosexuality and trans people?
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maddie retweeted
Jun 12
A trillion dollars could solve virtually every problem. Any problem at all. But instead it’s all just going to Some Guy
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Suburbia does have its own culture, and it consists entirely of loudly blowing leaves. If they can't blow the leaves themselves then they'll actually pay someone to do it for them instead. that's how important it is for these people to blow leaves around, loudly.
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maddie retweeted
Jun 13
any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!
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maddie retweeted
immunity necklace. but i find people who are goth or alt or “punk” that buy home decor from like micheal’s or shop fast fashion to be posers in a way.
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maddie retweeted
Jun 8
I think it’s actually good to show concern over ultra skinny bodies rather than normalize anorexia. You’re going to “don’t comment on women’s bodies” people to death
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maddie retweeted
Jun 8
broke people be like im pregnant with my 6th child and im not having an abortion
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maddie retweeted
Jun 7
men will argue about fake rape statistics and genuinely be like “my friend has been falsely accused 7 times” as proof that women are constantly lying about being raped instead of asking why every woman their friend has come in contact with has accused him of rape
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maddie retweeted
Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime
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maddie retweeted
Jun 7
american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”
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maddie retweeted
Jun 5
It's actually insane that they release new car models every year. Like we don't need that many. We don't need any of this shit oh my God. I'm tired.
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maddie retweeted
Jun 2
u better teach ur sons how to respect women bc ill be teaching my daughter how to bust the fuck out of a glock
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maddie retweeted
Jun 2
people really dont like when you are always sad and something is Always happening to you
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Jun 3
RT @proletarat: People have largely forgotten that the car will slow down if they take their foot off the gas and that it is not always nec…
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Women: “I find your behavior creepy and I’m uncomfortable.”
Men: “Actually, it makes no logical sense for you to find me creepy. Stop being uncomfortable.”
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maddie retweeted
May 30
indiana pull up fort wayne
papi pull up
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peter pulled up pied pepper
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