Writer and researcher focused on navies, aviation and spaceflight. At least when I'm not monitoring the situation, cooking, or watching Chicago/Nebraska sports.

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That is a really specific category but I suppose someone had to win it.
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…
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In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths. Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents. I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself. This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated. I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?" "Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way." "But the store loses." "Yep. On purpose." On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands. In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one. A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir." It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow. I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious. Some prices are not prices. They are promises. I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back. The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars. Long may it spin.
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Oh man, not again, Spurs. What a god awful offensive rebound to give up.
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NYPD and FDNY friends… may the Force be with you.
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Also good luck to all the millennial parents that now need to explain the Baha Men to their children.
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Trump: The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.
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If the President is such a master negotiator (lol), that’s how he should frame it. We will buy your uranium, we will even pay to get it out, but then just use their money to buy it. Hell, who cares if it is our money? Just get this shit over with.
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“But they’ll use the money to build missiles!!!!!” Who cares? They’re going to replenish their missiles in less than 12 months anyway. With help from China and Russia and Pakistan they’ll have their nuclear program back to where it is today in less than five years.
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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The human body was not made to do this but I hope Misiorowski’s body holds up and does this for two decades. This is obscene.
Jacob Misiorowski just pitched the most insane inning by a starting pitcher in baseball history?
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This alternative news aggregator has 1.6M followers. The source of this xTweet is an oil and gas "contrarian investment research" aggregator. Nearly all the replies are crypto or investment bots saying there was never anything to worry about. The problem? It's bullshit.
Ships are reportedly crossing the strait of Hormuz. They are reportedly turning off their transponders before passing through, and switch them back on afterward.
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I swear to god this idiot is a day away from telling us the United States is using secret cloaking technology to make ships totally invisible. x.com/atrupar/status/2065164…
Trump: "The strait is open. But the straits have been open for a number of months already and you just didn't know about it."
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The claim that the Strait of Hormuz has been open for months with many ships transiting secretly is contradicted by tracking data showing minimal traffic (2-4 vessels/day) since its effective closure in March 2026. hormuzstraitmonitor.com shipfinder.com/special/hormuz
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Well, the good news is that a ship showed up right where I said it would, almost exactly 6 hours after local night began at 2020 local (1620Z). The bad news is that the ship got shot at. The worse news is that there was no SAR pass this morning. x.com/mdburnell/status/20653…
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It is possible, but unlikely and I'm not sure why they'd go through the trouble. The way Sentinel-1's Sun-Synchronous Orbit works means it will typically pass over the region either right around 0600 local or 1800 local. /- a few minutes either direction. Sentinel-2, the optical imagery satellite, makes its pass around 1100 local and another at 2300 but obviously optical imagery at 2300 is useless. Mike's article seemed to indicate that these alleged transits are both East-to-West and West-to-East, with the two timed up separately to deconflict, which would make sense given the tight quarters, lack of navigational lights or emissions, and the swirling current on the East side. That alone gives me pause because it is a 4-6 hour transit time. With the number of ships being discussed, anywhere from 5 to 25, by the time a Westbound convoy completes the transit, there is no way an Eastbound convoy would complete it by daybreak or vice versa. That would be, on average, a 10 hour process with almost exactly 10 hours of darkness. Meaning we should be seeing one of the two convoys exiting one side of the Strait or the other on the 0600 SAR imagery every day. So for example, this is the Thursday morning imagery. Taken at 0606 local and it was a full pass so we get a complete mosaic and I zoomed way out just for some scale. I always try to show both RGB and the Vertical-Vertical Polarization because VV is much better about showing surface roughness, like a wake. I would expect to see ships that recently completed a transit in the inshore lane to show up in one of those two boxes on the 0600 pass. You're the ship Captain but I can't imagine they'd be making better than 10 knots through there for a ~50 nmi journey so I'll call it 5 hours each way, 10 hours total. If they really hauled ass then you could expect to see ships where those ships marked with arrows are, but in this case those ships marked were on imagery from 4 days ago, so they're likely anchored. It just seems like if we're talking about anywhere from 5-25 ships making this transit per day, we'd catch something. Not necessarily right in the middle of the lane since there isn't a midnight SAR pass, but we'd surely see something exiting the lane in a somewhat orderly fashion. Those STS transfers are a sign of something, but so far I'm not really clear what they're a sign of. I could buy one or two ships getting through the inshore lane, conducting a STS, making the return trip that night and repeating the process the next day. But 5 just doesn't seem possible to me.
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That’ll do, America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Good evening my friends, new and old. In addition to monitoring situations, I also cook food. Tonight I have for you Singapore Noodles, which are not Singaporean at all. This is the first time I have made it, but I’ve eaten this a thousand times so the Force was with me.
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Long post, but this one is important to me so I hope you stick it out! In January I reached out to Artemis II Commander @astro_reid with a simple ask- was he open to capturing the moon like I do for my colorful moon photos during the flyby? He humbly agreed, and we worked out a plan to incorporate into the photos captured as the crew approached the moon. The premise was simple- just capture enough photos in a burst to allow for image stacking to improve image fidelity, potentially to reveal color no human has ever captured. What he brought back was nothing short of magnificent. When I initially stacked the raw photos, it exceeded my expectations by far. The color came right out of the seemingly gray images, and showed details I've never seen before. It's possible nobody has. The lack of atmosphere meant a lot of color normally absorbed and scattered was present, so even the "near side" features looked exotic and unfamiliar. This view of the moon from an alien perspective made the usually-familiar lunar surface fresh and exciting, and the color we were able to resolve gave us valuable insight to the complex geological history of it's battered surface. Then, I faced a bit of a moral dilemma. I wanted people to be able to own these images in print- but I wouldn't feel right to profit off of them. As an active NASA astronaut, Reid certainly can't. He took these photos as part of a taxpayer-funded mission. If I couldn't split profits with him I didn't see a way to do this ethically, so I decided to release the images initially with no print offering, despite many requests!  Then, it clicked. After doing some research- I decided that I should do a print sale where the profits go 100% to charity. That way I can make prints available, do some good in the world, and it doesn't feel like an ethical conflict. ​I'm pleased to share my first EVER entirely-for-charity print release. ​ At the end of this sale all proceeds with be donated to UT MD Anderson Cancer Center. It feels fitting. I will follow up in a future post with a receipt from the donation, so you know how much we were able to donate. When I released this to my email subscribers only, we were already able to raise around $15k. Amazing! The limited edition fine art print is now publicly available, you can grab one of them at the link in my bio (also linked further in the thread) for a short time. Thank you for helping me do something good with my platform. Seriously... it feels amazing.
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