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Jun 12
Losing 1-0 at the first drinks break and an opposition fan is singing “I Wanna Dance With Somebody..” next to me.
My head would be on Mars. #CANBIH #FIFAWorldCup
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Jun 10
Bonus with this, we now know what the photograph will be when we sack any managers in the future.
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Jun 10
Can we give them Michael Keane and Dwight McNeil with 30 million instead?
Jun 10
Burnley are set to win their legal case against Everton against PSR breaches. Everton are set to pay Burnley circa £40m in damages, the toffees are expected to appeal 🔵
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Jun 8
Ben, you’re 35. No more nightclubs, old man pubs from now on.
ECB Statement: Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson
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May 29
Bollocks.
Our President of Business Operations reflects on the Club's first season at Hill Dickinson Stadium, sharing key ticketing, access and attendance data – and outlining how supporter feedback is helping shape improvements for 2026/27. 🔵
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May 26
Who could have seen that coming?
May 26
Southampton’s head of UK scouting Ben Chorley has announced he is leaving the club.
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May 26
Taking this only on the premise that we sign a younger, more attacking full back to support throughout the season.
What do you mean “good luck with that.”?
May 26
Everton have targeted Aaron Wan-Bissaka in a £10m deal as clubs circle around West Ham following their relegation from the Premier League.
West Ham need to raise around £150m in player sales to balance the books, with relegation alone costing the club £100m.
@mcgrathmike has the full story ⤵️
telegraph.co.uk/sport/2026/0…
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May 25
Looking forward to Angus Kinnear’s updated statement later on this week.
Evertonians, not the end to the season we wanted, but we still want to thank you for your incredible support throughout the 2025/26 campaign.
Onwards and upwards. 💙
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May 25
Two excellent articles from @joe_thomas18 and @Paddy_Boyland today about Everton, can’t recommend them enough in you’re struggling for a way to dictate your thoughts about the club at the moment.
A lot of pressure on TFG this summer. #EFC
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May 25
Get it right and they’ll be rightly lauded, get it wrong and things could turn nasty pretty quickly.
I’m trying to remain positive but until I see some positive actions, I’m struggling to see how we progress next season. #EFC
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May 24
I’d change the manager now to be honest.
The end of this season has been embarrassing and it just feels like he’s done what he’s been brought in to do.
I don’t see this as sustainable stability like the CEO does. Everton need to build properly and sensibly for the future #EFC
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