I am a mammal, from Earth.
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#TheresASayingThatGoes You can be anything you want to be, as long as you don't mind not being very good at what you do.
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#SomethingNewForMeIs the big snake. I had my doubts about keeping it in the shed and showing the other kids, but so far, so good.
Wayne Hepner retweeted
80 YEARS OLD. Happy Birthday, Mr. President.
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#FirstImpressionMasterclass if employment is involved, when they ask where you see yourself in five years, don't answer, "I don't know, dead I guess."
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#FirstImpressionMasterclass try to strike a happy medium in one's personal appearance. Don't come off as a foppish or high maintenance.
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#FirstImpressionMasterclass try casually to make the selection of location for any first in-person meeting if limited proximity to other sites, public or private, is a factor.
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#FirstImpressionMasterclass if weightier topics threaten to bog down the conversation, lighten things up by imitating the harsh, beating laugh of Nelson Muntz.
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Wayne Hepner retweeted
Happy Birthday President Trump!
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I’ve smoked crystal meth out of a broken light bulb and have sold pissing videos to men online and I’m still a better person than Joel Osteen.
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I don’t care what anyone says. I’m looking forward to the tractor pull at the White House tomorrow.
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