woman of the internet. she/her
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This made me laugh because I have long known this truth more than anyone - I was certainly the Rachel Berry of my middle school and I’ll pay my dues for that every day ❤️ if i’m never cool at the least i am creative
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i love my divorced parents so much
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If I were a celeb I would make sure I was caught wearing this shirt by paparazzi all the time. TMZ would be like “she’s wearing the Ma shirt again.”
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it's almost like... he isn't that man, abraham...
Aaron Sorkin spent three days trying to get Jesse Eisenberg to come back as Mark Zuckerberg in "The Social Reckoning," but the actor turned him down.
“I felt like it belonged to him, and he was certainly battle-tested,” Sorkin told Vanity Fair of originally wanting Eisenberg to reprise his Oscar-nominated role. “He simply did not want to be conflated with Mark Zuckerberg anymore, that he has his problems with the guy. He doesn’t like kids coming up to him in airports with business cards that say ‘I’m CEO, bitch’ for him to sign.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/j…
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Eagle eyed viewers will remember the opening here as the location where they had Tony Stark’s funeral
Jun 10
First trailer for ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel, starring Jeremy Strong, Jeremy Allen White and Mikey Madison.
The film follows an engineer who becomes a whistleblower on Facebook's most guarded secrets.
In theaters on October 9.
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All of my text messages include ellipses…..To unsettle and disturb the textee…….What nefarious thought lies in the unsaid…….
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Every revolution begins with a reckoning.
The Social Reckoning, a companion piece to The Social Network, is coming exclusively to theatres October 9.
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you know what let's revisit this as well
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The scene from The Social Network where Eduardo tells Mark Zuckerberg he better lawyer up asshole starring me and @dylanobrien
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tweeting for the girls who always picked truth in truth or dare cuz they didn't feel like getting up to do anything
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Sorkin having to direct his Social Network sequel because Fincher is too busy directing a Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel because Tarantino is too busy putting off making his Final Film to make inflammatory statements about actors…really sad situation all around.
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she’s disrupting…
Jun 10
First trailer for ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel, starring Jeremy Strong, Jeremy Allen White and Mikey Madison.
The film follows an engineer who becomes a whistleblower on Facebook's most guarded secrets.
In theaters on October 9.
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FAT BITCHES TO THE FRONT FOR THE MUSIC FASHION FILM TOUR AND WE’RE FAT MOGGING EVERYONE THERE
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having your wedding at madison square garden is the celebrity equivalent of having your wedding live on abc after winning the bachelor
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Jun 3
Sam Reid is THE VAMPIRE LESTAT
#thevampirelestat #iwtv
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he's like my favorite musician perpetually locked in the khia asylum continually releasing the worst songs I've ever heard in my life but I don't even care bc I'm just so obsessed with him
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the fact of the matter is that the soul of lestat de lioncourt is currently possessing sam reid's body
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Jun 3
Hunger
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People who eat alone at restaurants! what's the reason? 🤔 🍽️
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